Topic: Plot Twist: What if TGcomix was right?

+Anonymous A — 8.8 years ago #49,005

And the entire human race dies on Saturday?

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.8 years ago, 22 minutes later[T] [B] #530,947

Sprite

+Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,948

I guess we'll never get to say "Holy shit TG, you weren't fucking kidding!"

+Anonymous D — 8.8 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #530,950

> Sprite

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,970

@OP
There is no "if". And this is not my 'prediction', this is Scripture, it is written in the Bible. I am God's messenger only, I personally am not deciding to end the world on Saturday! If you are unhappy with God's decision, you will soon have a chance to take it up with Him lol :))

+Anonymous F — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,972

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,980

@530,970 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
It's not literally in the scripture

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,981

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Nobody said it was. Pay attention please :)

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,993

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You just said. You pay attention

@530,970 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> There is no "if". And this is not my 'prediction', this is Scripture, it is written in the Bible. I am God's messenger only, I personally am not deciding to end the world on Saturday! If you are unhappy with God's decision, you will soon have a chance to take it up with Him lol :))

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,994

@530,970 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> There is no "if". And this is not my 'prediction', this is Scripture, it is written in the Bible.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,996

@530,970 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> this is Scripture, it is written in the Bible.

@530,981 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Nobody said it was. Pay attention please :)

Why are you stupid.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,000

@530,994 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
@530,993 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Literal and allegorical are not the same thing. I said it was in the Bible, I did not claim it is couched in literal terms. You don't for example honestly believe Jonah lived in a whale do you, rather than it being an allegorical Old Testament foreshadowing of Christ's resurrection?

Or perhaps you do, you seem quite dim lol :))))

·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 28 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,001

@530,996 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Were pedophiles ever smart?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,002

@530,996 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
> > this is Scripture, it is written in the Bible.
>
>
> > Nobody said it was. Pay attention please :)
>
> Why are you stupid.

I see you've been stewing over this lol :))) Let me walk you through it one more time:

Wordsworth wrote of wandering "lonely as a cloud". It is written in his poem. He did not however literally do this. Are you beginning to understand, dim boy?

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,007

@531,000 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Actually, I take the entire bible as a parable, merely a guideline that people can follow. I'm more of a bagdavahd gita guy myself, and I don't literally believe that krsna was a blue dude who played flute.

I don't believe in imaginary stories told by humans and perpetuated by some of the most violent and hypocritical beings ever to walk the planet.

@531,001 (C)
Only at their wordplay, they dance around accusations like they're in a field and safety dance plays In the background

·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,010

TG is excellent at the word play to get around the truth. He tries, but fails.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,011

@531,007 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
> Actually, I take the entire bible as a parable

The "entire Bible", you say? You take, for example, the fact that Pilate was Roman procurator to Jerusalem as a "parable"? You're seeing metaphorical spiritual wisdom in that are you?

Lol, you really are not very bright are you? :))))

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,015

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Wow you certainly are nitpicky.

A story has parts in it that are for character development, that dictate the set and setting. Do you not know how storytelling works?

Insult me more, it really adds credibility to your character.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,019

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Are you honestly suggesting that Pilate being the Roman procurator of Jerusalem from AD 26 to AD 36 is mentioned in the Bible as part of a "parable" and to add "character development"? Think for a moment and ask yourself: is this really something you want to be known for having said? You're happy to be associated with this stratospheric level of blinding idiocy?

·Anon Z — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,021

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,022

@531,019 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
It's part of the Jesus parable, yeah.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontius_Pilate

When people make stories they want folks to believe as truth, they often include facts to tie things together, and give them substance.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,023

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
> It's part of the Jesus parable, yeah.
>
> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontius_Pilate
>
> When people make stories they want folks to believe as truth, they often include facts to tie things together, and give them substance.

I love how you've randomly posted Pilate's Wiki link :)))))) You hoped to illustrate what exactly with that? That you just hastily looked up who the fuck he was? :)))))

I'm off for a few hours, I have some preaching and ministering to do on other boards. I've enjoyed making a mess of you, as I always do. Later, dim boy :)))))

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #531,025

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
As always? We hardly ever talk.

No, I posted the link so you wouldn't cite the fact that he's a real person and not just part of a story.

You're really trying hard to make it seem like I am an idiot, but it just makes you appear mad, especially with all the ))) you add to a simple smiley face.

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