Topic: So, when the world doesnt come to an end on Sept 23rd

+Anonymous A — 8.8 years ago #48,996

Which of the following will be TGs excuse?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
god decided to spare the lives of the pwople	-	0%
There must have been a typo in the bible	1	33%
somethings not right, the bible is never wrong	-	0%
He wont have an excuse, but he'll try to come up with one.	2	67%

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #530,881

Making this thread again eh? Makes sense, everyone laughed at you on your last attempt :))))

I will not need an 'excuse' however, because the world is going to end on Saturday. Therefore I suggest you confess your sins to me. As Christ's vicar on this earth I can offer you absolution.

"If we confess our sins, He is faithful and righteous to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness" - 1 John 1:19

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.8 years ago, 43 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,887

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
God doesn't speak to you. You cannot predict when the end of the world will occur. You are not even God incarnated.

You are just a sad pathetic little pedophile and that is all you will ever be.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #530,888

@530,881 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Making this thread again eh? Makes sense, everyone laughed at you on your last attempt :))))

You will be the one looking like a jackass. And I can't wait!

> I will not need an 'excuse' however, because the world is going to end on Saturday.

So since the bible said it, it must be true, just like everything you read on the internet is true, right?

> Therefore I suggest you confess your sins to me.

As you are not a real preacher, or even if you were, I wouldn't confess shit to you.

> As Christ's vicar on this earth I can offer you absolution.

As Catherine said, your fairy tale god doesn't speak to you.

> "If we confess our sins, He is faithful and righteous to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness" - 1 John 1:19

Yawwwwwnnnnnn, more religious bullshit from the bible of jokes.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #530,890

@previous (A)
> Yawwwwwnnnnnn, more religious bullshit from the bible of jokes.

If it bores you that much then how can it be classified as a joke?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #530,891

@530,887 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> God doesn't speak to you.

Yes He does.

> You cannot predict when the end of the world will occur.

But the Bible can. Pay attention my boy.

> You are not even God incarnated.

You're using words you don't understand again. I have never claimed to be "God incarnated". That would be Christ and Christ alone.

> You are just a sad pathetic little pedophile and that is all you will ever be.

Nice self-perception at the end there! Progress :))))

+Anonymous D — 8.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #530,893

@530,890 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> > Yawwwwwnnnnnn, more religious bullshit from the bible of jokes.
>
> If it bores you that much then how can it be classified as a joke?

He's on your side you fucking nimrod

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #530,898

@530,891 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > God doesn't speak to you.
> Yes He does.
Nice delusional projecting, TGnoncesox.

@previous (D)
That was just a serious question.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #530,899

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> projecting

Perhaps we should just cut to the chase here: do you actually speak English? Because you've fucked up AGAIN!! :)) "Projecting" doesn't mean what you think it means (I'm "projecting" that God speaks to me?? Ummmm...yup, that was actually my very point, you halfwit :))))

Dear lord you are dim, my boy :)))

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,903

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Nice diversion, TGpedophileweaselsox.

+Anonymous E — 8.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,906

@530,899 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,907

@previous (E)
Got it right this time, aaaaatta boy :)))))

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,910

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You fucking retard, you just admitted to being a pedophile! Hahahahahaha

+Anonymous F — 8.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,913

@previous (A)
He sure did.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,917

@previous (F)
And did you notice... TG became strangely quiet!

+Anonymous G — 8.8 years ago, 11 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,949

@previous (A)

So much venom directed towards me on this board.

I must've trolled you guys a lot harder than I recall.

+Anonymous H — 8.8 years ago, 49 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,951

@previous (G)

Keep it to one UID, TGfather2noncesoxmerrin.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,954

@530,949 (G)
> So much venom directed towards me on this board.

Being a pedophile doesn't grant you any friends TG.

> I must've trolled you guys a lot harder than I recall.

You're not a troll, just a fucking retard.

Also, what he said @previous (H)

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.8 years ago, 45 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,960

Not sure what the excuse will be, but there's gonna be one for sure.

Or else he'll stop posting here forever.

·Anonymous G — 8.8 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #531,073

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Maybe the world will end for Father Merrin.

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