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Topic: New theological theory.

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM8.8 years ago #48,981

Whenever the world is being predicted to end is when God says, "Okay, I won't end it."

Because then this makes the souls know that they were right in their predictions. This is information that is confidential to us mortals and information exclusive to God. So in order to retain this secret then it only makes sense that God changes His mind on when the apocalypse will occur based on whether or not his creations predicted a date.

Father Pedocunt, you have done your peers a great service, but a great disservice to your Creator.

+Anonymous B8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #530,780

tl;dr

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,781

@previous (B)
It's really not that long.

+Father Merrin !Uvm54ORbmo8.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,789

I'm gay lol

+Anonymous D8.8 years ago, 40 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,797

> Father Pedocunt
Amen.

+Anonymous E8.8 years ago, 16 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,858

Theology is not the domain of theory. That's why Christian theology has been, historically, so fucking bad, and moreover why Kant was able to come in and just wreck shit.

+Syntax8.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,862

Cathy is that the same God that made you a man instead of a woman?

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,866

@530,781 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> It's really not that long.

That's how madaboutTG reassures his child victims

·Anonymous C8.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,869

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Is that what you tell your young male victims TG?

+Anonymous H8.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,871

Shut up Pedo.jpg@530,866 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,878

@530,862 (Syntax)
If there is a God then I've started to accept that he intentionally makes transgender people they way they are because he likes unique stories (or plans). How else could he possibly everybody and have a plan for them and yet there being groups that he hates. He either loves everybody and makes them the way they are because he knows their story already and likes it or he isn't all loving. Quite frankly, I'd rather believe in an all loving God than one that hates me.

+Anonymous I8.8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,879

@530,862 (Syntax)
Shut the fuck up old man, your time comes soon. Repent now!

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U8.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,880

@530,878 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> Quite frankly, I'd rather believe in an all loving God than one that hates me.

Quite right too! God loves everyone. Perhaps sometimes people will be a disappointment to Him, as you are, but His love is infinite and for all!

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 49 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,882

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I would like to retract what I said. God loves everyone except pedophiles. There is no chance in Hell that He welcomes you into the Pearly Gates.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U8.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,883

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> I would like to retract what I said.

About not being a retard?

> God loves everyone except pedophiles.

Don't be pessimistic, repent and He may forgive you.

> There is no chance in Hell that He welcomes you into the Pearly Gates.

Correct, it is St Peter who does that.

Tell me my boy, have you ever, in your entire life, written something that didn't end up making you look like an absolute spastic? :))))

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,884

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
It seems I riled you up there, TG.

+Anonymous J8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,885

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Weak assed comeback dude

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,886

@previous (J)
Can you keep it to one UID, TG?

·Anonymous C8.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,889

1505827660235.jpg@530,883 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

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