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Topic: What if this was the biggest twist of Christianity?

+Anonymous A8.8 years ago #48,963

It was all just a test to see if the practitioners can think for themselves and failure leads to all Christians going to Hell and the people they damned being redeemed?

+Anonymous B8.8 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #530,592

that's what they want you to think.........................

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U8.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,596

@OP
> It was all just a test to see if the practitioners can think for themselves

Christians can think for themselves. Being a Christian is a choice you make once you gather together all the information and conclude "this is the one true religion". It takes thought and knowledge to do that. I'm fairly sure that you (OP) would struggle to understand, say, the arguments of Aquinas or Berkeley. I'm also fairly sure you would struggle to master Biblical Hebrew and ancient Greek, in order to have a full understanding of the Bible.

You have yourself a blessed day :)

+Father Merrin !Uvm54ORbmo8.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,597

And also, I'm gay lol

·Father Merrin !Uvm54ORbmo8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,598

And finally, I cry myself to sleep every night because TG always gets the better of me

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,599

@530,596 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You're already going to Hell for being a pedophile who touches kids, TGcuntnigger.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U8.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,600

@previous (A)
Oh, you're that guy who is always looking for any excuse to start posting child sexual abuse fantasies, aren't you? lol, no wonder you're hoping Christianity isn't true :)))

I regret to tell you it is though, so if you want to confess your depraved urges to me and seek God's forgiveness, I will listen to you.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,601

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I will murder you in your sleep, nonce.

·Anonymous D8.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,602

@530,600 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Its funny watching you try to get out of being a pedophile.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U8.8 years ago, 36 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,603

@530,601 (A)
Dear me, you are terribly hot under the collar today, aren't you lol :)) I suppose deviant sexualities like yours lead to a hair-trigger temper.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,604

@530,602 (D)
> Its funny watching you try to get out of being a pedophile.

And the award for Post Which Makes Absolutely No Logical Sense In The English Language goes to...

·Anonymous D8.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,605

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You!!! Congrats!

+Anonymous E8.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,607

@530,602 (D)
> Its funny watching you try to get out of being a pedophile.

How does one "get out of being a pedophile"? Is it like an 8am business meeting or something?

+Anonymous F8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,608

@530,602 (D)
> Its funny watching you try to get out of being a pedophile.

Huh??

+Anonymous G8.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,642

Satan was actually the good guy.

+Anonymous H8.8 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #530,824

What about Islam?

And Mormonism, Druze, Yazidi, Messianic Judaism, etc?

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