Topic: The world will end on September 23rd, according to the Bible.

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.7 years ago #48,944

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/09/15/biblical-prophecy-claims-world-will-end-on-sept-23-christian-numerologists-claim.html

And so yet again, I shall be hearing confessions and offering forgiveness in this thread.

+Anonymous B — 8.7 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #530,391

It's about time tbh. I appreciate the offer but I'm a Baptist, I don't subscribe to men-worshipping catholics.

+Anonymous C — 8.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,393

TG have you confessed to pedophilia yet?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,394

@530,391 (B)
> I'm a Baptist

Your confession has been heard and forgiven. You have my absolution.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,395

@530,393 (C)
> pedophilia

This is a very serious sin, but if you truly repent of it, then forgiveness is yours also.

·Anonymous B — 8.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,396

@530,394 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You cannot absolve a non-catholic, bro.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,401

@previous (B)
> You cannot absolve a non-catholic, bro.

Oh dear, another ignoramus who has no idea what he's talking about! *sigh* Nobody ever said being a Priest was easy, I suppose.

My child, I refer you to the Catechism:

“When, in the Ordinary’s judgment, a grave necessity arises, Catholic ministers may give the sacraments of Eucharist, Penance, and Anointing of the Sick to other Christians not in full communion with the Catholic Church"

You indicated your need was "grave". Hence, you have my absolution. I have also decided to forgive your idiocy. Have a blessed day :)

·Anonymous B — 8.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,402

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Your church rulings do not apply to me though. Thanks, but no thanks. I know Jesus Christ will absolve all humans regardless of their affiliation so this cheap imitation of forgiveness is redundant.

+Anonymous D — 8.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,403

Hahahaha the world will end!!

Your bible said this several years ago, and nothing happened.

And when nothing happened, I love the quick respons you morons came up with.

"Oh it was a typo in the bible". Or "they got the date wrong".

Not one of you dumbasses ever said "Oh, god was wrong."

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,404

@530,402 (B)
> Your church rulings do not apply to me though.

They do, and you have been forgiven. Move along now, you're hogging the confessional booth.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 20 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,405

@530,403 (D)
Your anger has been forgiven.

+Syntax — 8.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,406

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Forgive this

*unzips dick*

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 59 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,407

@previous (Syntax)
Your indecent exposure has been forgiven. Have a blessed day.

edit: why does your dick have a zip??

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous D — 8.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #530,408

@530,405 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
In other words, you have no explanation on why the world didn't end years ago, as your bible proclaimed it would. Thanks!

Also, I'm sure when the world doesn't end on the 23rd, your only answer will be that your god spared everyone, right?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #530,411

@previous (D)
> In other words, you have no explanation on why the world didn't end years ago, as your bible proclaimed it would. Thanks!

*sigh* Very well, I'll expose your idiocy if you insist. Where, pray (!) tell, does the Bible say the world would "end years ago"? Identify the passage please.

> Also, I'm sure when the world doesn't end on the 23rd, your only answer will be that your god spared everyone, right?

If that's the reason God gives, then yes, that will naturally be what I say. This seems basic logic, no? What a strange person you are lol :)

+Mental Illness Detector — 8.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #530,412

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

> If that's the reason God gives

Mental illness detected.

·Anonymous D — 8.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #530,413

@530,411 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
So you know as well as the rest of us, that the world will not end, but yet, today, you say IF that's the reason he gives... So once again, no proof that the world will end. Thanks.

Keep talking, you're looking dumber by the minute.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #530,415

@previous (D)
So you can't answer the question about where in the Bible it says the world would "end years ago"? Ok thanks, that'll be all.

Lol, idiot :) You pester and pester for an answer about a passage in the Bible, and then when asked which passage you're droning on about, it turns out you had no idea :)) Have yourself a blessed day, simple boy.

·Father Merrin !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,423

I'm gay lol.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

+Anonymous G — 8.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,424

@previous (Father Merrin !Uvm54ORbmo)
He's really got to you hasn't he?

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,425

@530,423 (Father Merrin !Uvm54ORbmo)
I fucking love this picture so god damn much

+Anonymous I — 8.7 years ago, 18 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,460

I'm a nihilist; I don't believe in your fake forgiveness.

+Syntax — 8.7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,461

@530,406 (Syntax)

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,467

Why do people like to predict the end of the world when deep down they know that they will be wrong? The Christians of all people should know that God never specified a date for the apocalypse mostly because that is something that only He knows and only He should know. Meanwhile, they are the butt of a joke the day afterwards and in this particular instance, that day is September 24th, 2017.

+Anonymous L — 8.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,468

> world will end on September 23rd

I wish..

·Syntax — 8.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,469

@530,467 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You cannot expect followers of Jesus 2B very smart. Jesus himself could not C Thru Judas

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,474

@previous (Syntax)
I thought you referred to him as "Jesus the Jew"?

·Syntax — 8.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,477

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

Yea for sure but when I hit my computer at this hour it's always after Surfing my Ocean a Blue - So with Triple Espresso in hand and left over Tacos for breakfast cause they were just 2 dam good to toss out I kept my text to minimum

I doubt anyone denies Jesus was a Jew2

+Anonymous M — 8.7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,479

@previous (Syntax)
> Yea for sure but when I hit my computer at this hour it's always after Surfing my Ocean a Blue - So with Triple Espresso in hand and left over Tacos for breakfast
Cool story bro.
Enjoy your leftover baked beans.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 8.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,481

@530,407 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> why does your dick have a zip??

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

·Syntax — 8.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,482

@530,479 (M)

Beans in Tacos?
Maybe for the few Mexican Vegetarians
Now in Burritos that is IF Re-fried and say with a Chile Relleno - Damn tasty eating

·Syntax — 8.7 years ago, 57 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,483

@previous (Syntax)
Sooooo dat is how a Girl is made eh

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,484

@530,469 (Syntax)
> Jesus himself could not C Thru Judas

You mean beyond directly and explicitly predicting Judas' betrayal at the Last Supper (if you struggle with words and need an illustration, Da Vinci's famous fresco in Milan captures the moment of Christ's announcement of the impending betrayal)?

In all your posts on here, have you ever once written something that didn't turn out to be the uninformed ramblings of a senile buffoon?

Nevertheless, have yourself a blessed day :)

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,485

@530,467 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> Meanwhile, they are the butt of a joke the day afterwards and in this particular instance, that day is September 24th, 2017.

We will see...

If next Saturday turns out to be the Rapture, then we shall see who is laughing once all the judgments have been made.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #530,487

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Who says you're going to be raptured?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #530,493

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> Who says you're going to be raptured?

Nobody. I said "If...". Pay attention, my boy. And have yourself a blessed day :)

+Anonymous N — 8.7 years ago, 1 second later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #530,494

@530,487 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Christians can only look forward to rupture.

·Father Merrin !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #530,496

i'm still gay lol

·Anonymous G — 8.7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #530,497

@previous (Father Merrin !Uvm54ORbmo)
TG's really raised your hackles, hasn't he?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #530,502

@530,494 (N)
> Christians can only look forward to rupture.

Demonstrably untrue. A Christian lives every day with joy in his heart, because he walks with Christ.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #530,507

@530,467 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
It literally says that in the bible even, but ya know, Christians must not read their own hand book.

+Anonymous O — 8.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #530,532

@OP

Matthew 24:35-36.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #530,539

@previous (O)
> Matthew 24:35-36.

Preach brother, preach! I adore that passage, especially the concept of how only God Himself can communicate wisdom to his followers when the time is right (as seems to have happened regarding the 23rd September, we shall see...)

Thank you for posting that for everyone to see. Have yourself a blessed day :)

·Father Merrin !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #530,572

i'm still still gay lol

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,613

5 more days until the end of the world, everyone. Still time to make your confessions and go to heaven.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,629

God I hope we all fucking die.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,630

@530,613 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I love how you're so convinced that you're going to Heaven, TG.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.7 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,631

@530,481 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
oh god, that image.

·Anonymous O — 8.7 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,671

@530,484 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

It's quite possible that Syntax is unfamiliar with the details of the story, the same way that I'm unfamiliar with the Maccabee narrative and/or the Festival of Lights.

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,672

@530,630 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> I love how you're so convinced that you're going to Heaven, TG.

Where did I say I am conviced I'm going to heaven? I too shall be subjected to His judgment on September 23rd, and perhaps I will be found wanting. We will see...

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,674

There are only 4 more days until September 23rd, everyone. Get right with yourself, get right with the world, and get right with the Lord.

"Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only Son of God" - John 3:18

·Father Merrin !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,676

Also, I'm gay! Lol

·Anonymous I — 8.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,687

@530,674 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Can I engage in random degenerate earthly pleasures but then repent on the 22th?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,694

@previous (I)
> Can I engage in random degenerate earthly pleasures but then repent on the 22th?

Your question isn't logical. Or at least, it shows a misunderstanding of what 'repentence' is.

Repentence is a profound spiritual, emotional and psychological awareness of guilt, and the resultant feelings of despair and sorrow that go with it. It is not simply a case of saying "sorry", but not actually meaning it. Repentence is not a word, or an action, but an existential change.

So, your question is like asking "Can I kill someone on Monday, but feel bad for it on Tuesday?" It's a silly question to ask, because 1) only you can know that, and 2) you can't know it until after the act of killing.

Thank you for your question, and let me know if you have any other theological issues you'd like me to explain to you. I am happy to guide you :)

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,699

https://www.patreon.com/posts/9073624

+Anonymous Q — 8.7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,702

dicks

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U (OP) — 8.7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,716

@previous (Q)
> dicks

This is not your Rorschach test, friend. Calm yourself.

·Anonymous D — 8.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,718

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,783

@530,539 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
God doesn't communicate to you. This is saying that you are better than Jesus Christ or Moses or Muhammad even. You are just a sad little twerp who likes to fondle little children.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,785

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> God doesn't communicate to you.

Yes He does

> This is saying that you are better than Jesus Christ or Moses or Muhammad even.

No it isn't

> You are just a sad little twerp who likes to fondle little children.

Nice projection, my boy :))

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,786

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You're the only one who is projecting here. :'-)

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,788

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> You're the only one who is projecting here. :'-)

I'm "projecting" that God communicates with me? Errmmmm...rrrrrriiiight, yeah, y'know what, I'm gonna stick with my original diagnosis: you're really not very bright, are you? :)))))

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,790

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Alright, I'm sorry for yelling at you, but I have a serious question.

Are you Catholic?

·Anonymous D — 8.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,793

@530,788 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.7 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,840

Just 3 more days until the end of the world, people. Tme is running short for you to get clear and squared away with the Lord. His storm is coming. There are debts to be paid.

"For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ, so that each one may receive what is due for what he has done in the body, whether good or evil" - 2 Corinthians 5:10

·Anonymous D — 8.7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,845

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.7 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #531,078

It's the last day on earth, people. We'll be together while the planet dies. This is your final chance to post your confessions and have them forgiven. Your last chance to avoid eternal damnation.

"But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death" - Revelation 21:8

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