Topic: I really wish Bert would change.

+Anonymous A — 9 years ago #48,898

I want him to live the life of a successful fifty year old man, but he just refuses to. What in his life encouraged him to be the person he is today? It's never too late to get help. Yet he just wants to remain a homeless bum that occasionally leeches off of mommy. Do you think in another life Bert isn't shit?

+Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #529,939

According to multiverse theory, every possible reality exists. Every single one in which he isn't a loser, as well as every single one in which he is.

Of course, that's all speculation, and it is equally likely there's just the one reality. In which case, no amount of quantum physics can save bert from his homeless fate.

+Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 41 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #529,942

@OP
How empty and unproductive is your own life that you actually give a shit about this and keep making threads about him?

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #529,946

You mean Bert is still bert? No change?

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #529,947

I wish he would change from alive to dead

+Syntax — 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #529,948

@529,946 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
He did come in from the cold/heat and returned home. Then he got cabin fever and went back to the street. Immediately he started to complain about how hard it was to live on the street and how nasty the street people really are.

I think he went back home but maybe he is again living in the gutters of Knoxville

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