Topic: Hey bert

+Anonymous A — 8.8 years ago #48,860

You have nothing to live for, so why not join the army for the next korean war?

+Anonymous B — 8.8 years ago, 16 minutes later[T] [B] #529,417

> dishonorably discharged

I don't think you can join a branch of the armed forces after that.

+Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #529,426

He's too old to join army, reserves, national guard, etc, etc. It sucks because otherwise that'd be a viable option for him.

·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #529,427

@529,417 (B)
Totally depends on the type of discharge, but yeah, probably not.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 5 days later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #529,966

bump for bert response

+Anonymous D — 8.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #529,967

@previous (A)
Hes too old. No one would take him. The only thing he could possibly land is doing private security work which is actually not a bad idea now that i think about it.

+Anonymous E — 8.8 years ago, 16 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,049

@previous (D)
You'd think syntax would hire me to look over his grand array of real estate ventures...but no..

·Anonymous D — 8.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,051

@previous (E)
Syntax is a fucking larper that repeats things that he read off wikipedia.

·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,059

@530,049 (E)
Is this another bit about your commie variant of 'conservatism'? Why should he take on a charity case?

+Anonymous F — 8.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,067

@530,049 (E)
Lol.
I wouldn't have you look after anything even if you said it's for free.

·Anonymous E — 8.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,073

@530,059 (C)

+Anonymous G — 8.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,081

@previous (E)
I see you've been dick shopping.

+Syntax — 8.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,103

@530,049 (E)
> You'd think syntax would hire me to look over his grand array of real estate ventures...but no..

·Anonymous B — 8.8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,105

@530,081 (G)

lol. 10/10, bud.

·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #530,108

@530,073 (E)

Things might look up for you if you'd charge more for your back-alley services. Just saying.

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