Topic: There are still openings in the FEL program.

+FEL Recruiting Coordinator !!M4YLwk0Ge — 8.8 years ago #48,818

Not too late to gain some valuable life experience, and earn those college credits.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.8 years ago, 4 hours later[T] [B] #528,900

Explain the FEL to me in grate detail

+Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,914

What about the pay?

·FELRecruiting Coordinator !!M4YLwk0Ge (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,936

@previous (C)

The FEL program can't pay it's volunteers. However, we can give you college credit, good towards any degree.

@528,900 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Do you think the world sucks?
Do you think everyone else should die, but you?
Do you have an affinity for Tinychan, furtacos, and fruit roll-ups?

If you answered yes to all these questions, the FEL is the organization for you.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Anonymous D — 8.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,939

@previous (FELRecruiting Coordinator !!M4YLwk0Ge)
Still don't understand what this is

·FELRC !!M4YLwk0Ge (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,941

@previous (D)

Don't worry about that. If anything, it means the FEL is exactly what you need.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,964

@528,936 (FELRecruiting Coordinator !!M4YLwk0Ge)
Not even in fruit roll-ups? I could help for about 3FRU/hr.

·FELRC !!M4YLwk0Ge (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,969

@previous (C)

Make it 2FRU/h.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,972

@previous (FELRC !!M4YLwk0Ge)

I'm not just another cheap slut for the FEL farm, 3FRU/hr or else.

+Anonymous E — 8.8 years ago, 36 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,974

@previous (C)
How bout 2 FRU, and a goat?

·Anonymous D — 8.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,975

@528,941 (FELRC !!M4YLwk0Ge)
> Don't worry about that. If anything, it means the FEL is exactly what you need.

Relax bud, I couldn't give a shit what it is, I just needed to make 3 posts so I could use the search function. We're good, carry on with whatever it is you're talking about.

·FELRC !!M4YLwk0Ge (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,977

@528,972 (C)

Or else what, you'll bite with your snaggle tooth? 2FRU/hr, or I can offer you less.

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,978

After World War III, the FEL would probably use me as a dick slave. Can I submit my request to be a Queen somewhere?

·FELRC !!M4YLwk0Ge (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,980

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

> probably use me as a dick slave.

I can confirm that will not happen, so your request is denied.

·Anonymous E — 8.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #529,001

@528,978 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
I wouldn't use you as a dick slave anyway, I'd rather masturbate.

·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #529,002

@528,977 (FELRC !!M4YLwk0Ge)

I thought you said the snaggle tooth was cute...?

You sunnuhvabitch, that's it, I'm down with the cause, you must be euthanized!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #529,006

@previous (C)

1.5 FRU/hr.

·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #529,007

@previous (A)
...can't we talk about this?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #529,008

@previous (C)

I guess. What is the problem.

·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #529,009

@previous (A)

The problem is I have 27 cats to feed and they all subsist exclusively on FRU.

·FELRC !!M4YLwk0Ge (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #529,010

@previous (C)

Have you tried giving them LSD?

·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #529,011

@previous (FELRC !!M4YLwk0Ge)

For a while, they were depressed when their owner died in a tragic shooting carried out by an armed canine in NY, and it did help in the beginning, but now they're practically immune.

·FELRC !!M4YLwk0Ge (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #529,013

@previous (C)

Your story has touched my heart... 2.25 FRU/Hr.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

+Anonymous G — 8.8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #529,014

fruit roll ups..

are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..

·FELRC !!M4YLwk0Ge (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #529,015

@previous (G)

Not as gay as you, bud

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