Topic: Why is Poseidon destroying Houston, TX?
+Anonymous A — 8.8 years ago #48,774
Did they do something to offend him?
+Father Dank !Z.q/Hc1YIQ — 8.8 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #528,571
Blunty Clause is destroying Houston, because not enough people recognize the miracles his leafy tendrils blessed our planet with.
Gloire à Blunty.
+Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 53 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,574
Because they worship the wrong god.
+Anonymous D — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,577
+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,578
@528,574 (C)
> Because they worship the wrong god.
Quoted for truth.
+Anonymous F — 8.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,593
Trump curse. They voted for hillary.
·Anonymous D — 8.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,594
@previous (F)
fuck you nigger, they voted for trump
I hope my friends there are ok
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 43 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,597
@528,571 (Father Dank !Z.q/Hc1YIQ)
I'm afraid of what'll happen when I take a T-break knowing his resinous wrath.
@528,574 (C)
Are you sure none of them worshipped the correct god?
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,598
@previous (A)
> Are you sure none of them worshipped the correct god?
Those who survive were worshipping the correct one.
+Father Merrin !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.8 years ago, 19 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,599
Im gay lol
·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,600
@528,598 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Kill yourself, TGpedosox.
·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,603
@previous (C)
Nice projectionpost :)
+Anonymous H — 8.8 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #528,661
@OP
The cause is even more mythical than a mythical Greek god, Poseidon.
It's the mythical GLOBAL WARMING that, like gods and faeries, turns real when enough people believe in it.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #528,665
@previous (H)
Sometimes I wonder what Joseph Campbell would say about global warming in the context of comparative mythology.
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