Topic: Sex with furniture.
+Anonymous A — 8.9 years ago #48,760
Well, what do you think?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
| Is good, comrade. | 2 | 22% | |
| Is no good, comrade. | 2 | 22% | |
| Sprite | 2 | 22% | |
| Boners | 3 | 33% | |
+Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #528,474
Double plus good.
+Anonymous C — 8.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,489
How do you feel about splinters?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,724
+Syntax — 8.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,734
No I wood never have sex with my surfboard.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,735
@previous (Syntax)
We're talking about furniture, not surfboards. Weirdo.
·Syntax — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,746
@previous (A)
Often the Surfboard is used much like a couch or chair while in the water or in the Ocean a Blue.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,752
@previous (Syntax)
You also ride waves on it, couches are usually stationery.
·Anonymous B — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,756
@previous (A)
I thought this entire thread was about riding couches?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,757
@previous (B)
Well, more like humping couches.
·Syntax — 8.8 years ago, 13 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,791
@528,752 (A)
Obviously you have never lived in Earthquake country. On occasions while on the couch or bed the Earth moves
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,792
@previous (Syntax)
I think you're lying about not fucking your boogie board.
·Syntax — 8.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,794
@previous (A)
> boogie board
Few years back someone gave me a boogie board and it just got stuck in the garage and then when I needed room I tried to give it away and when no one wanted it I just put it on the beach and several days later it was gone.
Of course in retrospect I could have made a huge hole in the board for room for a fresh apple pie cause after all after a view of a famous movie one wood ask what does it feel like to insert wood in a fresh apple pie.
In from my Morning Surfing my Ocean a Blue and now for my cup of Triple Espresso
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,795
@previous (Syntax)
Why you bringing up Jason Biggs? Nobody is fucking any literal pies around here.
(Edited 38 seconds later.)
·Syntax — 8.8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #528,797
@previous (A)
Because that part of the movie
Never made any cents2me
Seems to me that sensation wood be loose very loose ultra loose - Ones wood, wood be swimming around in a mess of Apple juice
Have HOT cup of Triple Espresso and a lite healthy quick breakfast on table
Damn according to this he did fuck the Apple pie for real
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jason-biggs-sex-american-pie_us_579a740de4b08a8e8b5d4a5c
I assume Jason was thinking much about desserts
·Anonymous C — 8.8 years ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #529,916
+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #529,926
Holy hell.... What the hell have I missed while I been gone?
Sex with furniture now?
+Anonymous F — 8.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #529,927
@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Did that give you a woody?
·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 8.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #529,929
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #529,933
@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Then I'm sorry, bud, but this thread may not be a good match for you. Better luck next time.
·Anonymous B — 8.8 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #529,964
@529,926 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
They call themselves "Splinters", a nickname that came about as an inevitable consequence of the hobby, but sex with inanimate objects isn't really anything new, bud.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 2 months later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #536,062
B(oners)ump.
+Anonymous G — 8.6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #536,063
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.6 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 months after the original post[T] [B] #536,079
@previous (G)
That would be riding furniture,
@528,756 (B).
She must really like woodies.
·Anonymous C — 8 years ago, 6 months later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #547,164
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