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Topic: I am pretty much full.

+Anonymous A 8.9 years ago #48,734

Thank you Lord Jesus..

+Anonymous B8.9 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #528,265

Its about time. Your posts begging for dollar meal menu items amuses me to no end.

+Anonymous C8.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #528,266

It won't last. You'll probably blow through your mommy's money in a week, then go back to begging users for table scraps.

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U8.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #528,267

@OP
> Thank you Lord Jesus..

He always provides!

+Anonymous E8.9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #528,271

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
He didn't provide for Bert the last time, what makes you think he'll provide for bert this time?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U8.9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #528,275

@previous (E)
Ummm...maybe because bert just wrote in the OP that He provided for him? LOL, pay attention :)

·Anonymous C8.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #528,277

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

He's done it before, and not once did Jesus provide.

·Anonymous E8.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #528,279

@528,275 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
How bout his mommy provided it with the money he mooched off of her.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,293

@528,277 (C)
> He's done it before, and not once did Jesus provide.

How do you know Jesus didn't provide? Bert's alive, isn't he? He has a mother who loves him, doesn't he? How do you know it isn't Jesus ensuring all this? Even these trials that bert faces - his struggles with alcohol and unemployment - only serve to cleanse his soul through existential suffering, and make him a stronger person.

·Anonymous E8.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,296

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Can you prove your imaginary friend provided all that for Bert?

+Anonymous F8.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,297

@528,293 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Jesus provides> His asshole and mouth for his loyal disciples.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U8.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #528,308

@528,296 (E)
You made the claim that he didn't ("not once did Jesus provide") in reply to Bert's post, so the burden of proof is on you I'm afraid. So, can you prove He didn't provide for Bert? If so, kindly do so now. If not, then simply lash out in a fit of rage and pique :)

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