Topic: I'm gonna need another tent.
+Anonymous A — 8.9 years ago #48,699
Special update later..
+Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 25 seconds later[T] [B] #527,901
Please do.
+Anonymous C — 8.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,902
> I'm gonna need another tent.
Code words for. Family is kicking me to the curb.
+Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,904
@OP
Enjoy being on the streets, again!
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+Anonymous E — 8.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,912
Camping again? We went recently too, but it was rainy the whole time so we left early. Maybe the weather will be better this weekend though.
+Anonymous F — 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,924
I'm out camping now, and having a blast!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,950
update:
tomorrow night is the night..
·Syntax — 8.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,951
@previous (A)
What exactly did you do to get tossed out of the house this time?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,953
@previous (Syntax)
not tossed...more like cabin fever..
been living in tinytown usa...makes mayberry look like nyc..
its time for some action..
·Anonymous F — 8.9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,960
@previous (A)
So you choose homelessness over having a place to live?
Well, you'll be back to the begging and crying in no time!
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,961
@previous (F)
whole new ballgame...sober..
+Anonymous G — 8.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,963
@previous (A)
> whole new ballgame...sober..
Proud of you bert, you're doing great.
·Anonymous F — 8.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,964
@527,961 (A)
For now...... When the weather starts getting colder, you'll need that everclear to keep you warm.
Even if you stay sober, you'll be crying about how hungry you are, and wish you could have a BK whopper.
·Anonymous E — 8.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,968
@previous (F)
The warmth is illusory, his core temp would be dropping thanks to the alohol.
Might be worth adding a fiver to the pool for death by hypothermia in 2017 now that you mention it.
·Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,970
@previous (E)
Was hypothermia one of the options in the "How will Bert die" poll?
·Anonymous F — 8.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,972
@527,968 (E)
I can put a fiver in the pool! If I lose it, no big deal.
@previous (D)
I don't think it was, but it should have been.
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,974
bert is going back to camp under the bridge becoz his mom prohibited him from drinking in the house
BIG BOY BERT NEED HIS EVERCLEAR!!!
·Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,976
@527,972 (F)
Definitely should have.
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I think it is.
·Syntax — 8.9 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #528,026
@527,953 (A)
> not tossed...more like cabin fever..
So you are trading safe comfort for life on the streets with all that crime-theft - Loss of daily meals and showers and even use of a car on occasion.
bert you may be sober but moving out to the streets on PURPOSE is just fucking bat shit crazy.
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·Anonymous F — 8.9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #528,027
@previous (Syntax)
> bert you may be sober but moving out to the streets on PURPOSE is just fucking bat shit crazy.
Its practically the only life he knows. He's probably gotten tired of having to change moms diapers, and being told what to do.
·Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #528,028
@previous (F)
Rite? It's like when someone gets out of prison after being in for a long time, just to find out they're so used to prison life that it's nearly impossible to adapt.
Bert has been living the life of a bum so long, it's the only life that makes sense to him anymore.
·Anonymous F — 8.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #528,029
@previous (D)
True. I've heard of people committing crimes just to go back to prison.
So yep, I guess its the same way for Bert being homeless.
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