Topic: florida man dies after having sex with pet snake

+Anonymous A — 8.9 years ago #48,695

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-man-suffocated-to-death-after-having-sex-with-pet-anaconda/

+Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #527,884

To which anaconda does the song refer?

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,887

> florida man
surprise mode disengaged

> dies after having sex with pet snake
lol

+Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,888

@OP
Thanks for the laugh.

·Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,889

@527,887 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> "I think The man may have loved the anaconda, but the snake only had a crush on the man."

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 8.9 years ago, 47 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,890

@previous (D)

·Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,903

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer_/

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

The statement is at the BOTTOM of the page.

+Anonymous E — 8.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,905

@previous (D)

Damlol.

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