"To dem boombaclats, who nevuh toke da holy buds, I say to dem; why ya be scared of havin' a good time, breddren? I blessed dis land with da herb, with just one touch from mai long leafy tendril. It's simply not iree to refuse a gift from God. Toke up, breddren. Da herb is here to make ya lives bedduh."
From the book of "Speculations".
Blunty be praised, breddren.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Lawd a massi.