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Topic: Do you want to see the Emoji Movie?

+Anonymous A8.9 years ago #48,639

I heard some man spanked himself in the theatre during it.

+Anonymous B8.9 years ago, 6 hours later[T] [B] #527,306

As a consequence of this movie, I can no longer properly judge or condemn countries who've employed the most loathsome death squads or abominable weapons of war to murder en masse. What if they were culling the sort of people creatures who'd watch this film? Who could condemn them for such noble labor?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,317

@previous (B)
Is watching the film really as condemable than jacking off to it?

http://www.thewrap.com/new-jersey-man-masturbating-emoji-movie/

·Anonymous B8.9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,318

@previous (A)
Yes.

They watched it, that's bad enough. We don't need to explore deeper depths of depravity to know that these viewers are cancerous masses in mankind's colon that must be removed.

+Anonymous C8.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,327

Finnish alternative: https://youtu.be/aNwLHA28M4M (recommended)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,329

@527,318 (B)
I hope you're not relying on the F.E.L. for your plans since they are merely a joke operation.

·Anonymous B8.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,330

@previous (A)

Are you saying that neither Kim Jong-un or Daddy Vladdy actually gave F.E.L. the stamp of approval?

·Anonymous C8.9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,331

@527,329 (A)
I hope for your sake that you're right because that sort of talk makes you a prime target if you're wrong.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,332

@527,330 (B)
I'm saying that neither of them know of your existence.

@previous (C)
Test me then, F.E.L. agent.

·Anonymous C8.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,335

@previous (A)
Uh, what's 32x16?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,337

@previous (C)
Five Hundred Twelve.

·Anonymous C8.9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,338

@previous (A)
What's the capital of Canada?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,339

@previous (C)

Ottawa.

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·Anonymous C8.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,340

@previous (A)
What's the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 48 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,341

@previous (C)
H2O2

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