Topic: Either bert, the chinaman, or another entity has mentally broken or I'm losing my mi(details inside)
+Anonymous A — 8.9 years ago #48,629

So about a week ago I came across a suspicious looking post on 4chan's /tv/ that fit bert's MO(i.e. creepy old man posting over a female, in this case an actress)
https://tinychan.org/topic/48551
Now, today I got into an argument with an /o/ user who claimed to be an arab of some sort who got angry after I explained to him how whites are very simple to understsand and he blew a gasket lmao.
Attached is my post.
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #527,186

And here was his response where in his blind rage he misinterpreted what I said. You don't have to read it, it's just him raging but do you notice, again, his particular style of writing?
this was the thread if anyone's interested
http://boards.4chan.org/o/thread/17659834(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,187

Here's where it starts creeping me out. I'm on a /pol/ thread about china and I run across the same fella again only
this time he's in avid defense of china against the /pol/ users trashing it.
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/136103329/will-china-really-be-the-next-world-power#p136104755
Again the typical bert style is there, complete with ellipses and misspellings but what's odd to me here is that this guy is
defending china. It's completely out of character for bertholemeu! A complete 180 since his biggest beef is with the resident chinaman here.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,188

However, this cat claims he's "the whitest man in america" which i
know bert has said before!
So, either bert has been broken by on, on has begun to emulate bert after his hyperlogical asian mind couldn't handle the paradox of bert's existence, we have a third party middle easterner in our midst whose against whitey, or I'm just completely going bonkers.
Anyone want to start placing bets on which one it is?
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+Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,189
I'd be willing to money down on you having autism.
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,190
@527,188 (A)
all my money on sprite
+Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,191
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
@527,189 (B)
LOOK! LOOK! HERE HE IS AGAIN AND OF ALL THINGS YOU COULDVE SHITPOSTED FOR LOOK AT WHAT HE IS SEEMINGLY TRYING TO PROTECT!
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·Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,192

Here was the image of the above scrrenshot in case you couldn't make it out. How the FUCK is this not suspicious to you?
It's as if someone saw how effective berts persona was and fucking co-opted it to use on 4chan.
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 8.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,193
@previous (D)
maybe it's skynet auto-learning every poster's textvoice in every chan and board and are now using what it learnt to create confusion and provoke ww3
·Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,209
@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I dunno but the entire thing just gives me creeps.
·Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,210
@previous (D)
What. The. FUCK!
I just posted in this thread and head over to /tv/ and what is the first fucking thread I see? This bert persona. Something is definitely happening. I think I'm the one being tracked fuck!
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+Anonymous E — 8.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,211
@OP
> a suspicious looking post on 4chan's /tv/ that fit bert's MO(i.e. creepy old man posting over a female, in this case an actress)
nigga u dumb? /tv/ is full of those people, and a lot post over underage actresses.
·Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,212
@previous (E)
I know that but it was his style of posting that caught my eye. Check the tinychan thread i linked in the op i took a screenshot.
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·Anonymous E — 8.9 years ago, 39 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,213
@previous (D)
it's a cheap imitation.
·Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,214
@previous (E)
Read the thread at first i thought it was bert but it may be someone that is imitating the persona after seeing its effectiveness here. Some of the things they say are things bert has posted here before.
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+Anonymous F — 8.9 years ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #528,004

Hes on tv again.
+Anonymous G — 8.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #528,017
@previous (F)
> Bluetooth left on.
Mobile security is everyone's responsibility, bud.
·Bluesnarf — 8.9 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #528,124
@previous (G)
Don't be an alarmist, their data is perfectly secure.
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