Topic: Hey Bert

+Anonymous A — 8.9 years ago #48,622

Will you be sending Syntax a birthday present this month? He turns the big SEVEN FIVE in a few weeks!! Better save up your pennies!

+Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #527,149

my current hobby is eating..

it's been like six months since I had a stove and refrigerator to use..

+Anonymous C — 8.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,150

@previous (B)
But def is your old netbuddy!
You've been together for like 20 years, and he's been enabling your vices and BK meals since you became homeless. What's a few days without food if it means a nice gift for him?

·Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,152

@previous (C)
what are you saying..

·Anonymous C — 8.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,153

@previous (B)
You should get him a gift.
a '98 Veuve Clicquot La Grande Dame should do the trick.

·Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,156

@previous (C)
I am not exactly flush with cash yet..
in any event...that is a private matter which is not likely to be discussed openly by him or me here..

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,157

oh good grief...I thought I was replying to the ' bert have you any hobbies post'..

I see now how I may have appeared rude when I made such a remark in this thread..

my bad..

quarter century mark for him...yes.
quite the milestone...indeed..

I do feel like it is a special occasion...and will be pondering an appropriate salutation to my bud..

+Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,159

@527,149 (B)
Eating mommy's welfare food, using mommy's stove and refrigerator, living with mommy at age 50.

Gosh your life is pathetic.

·Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,161

@previous (D)
opinions vary..

·Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,164

@previous (B)
There ain't no opinions boy. Your life is pathetic. You love mooching off your mommy don't you? Its like a free fucking handout for you.

+Anonymous E — 8.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #527,169

@527,159 (D)

If he stays sober maybe it doesn't have to be, we'll see.

·Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #527,178

@previous (E)
that's the plan..

+Anonymous F — 8.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #527,179

@527,164 (D)

Is the wagecuck angry? Tick tock wagey, shouldn't you be in bed by now? God only knows your job requires you to be well rested so that it can squeeze the most life outta you :^)

+Anonymous G — 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,183

@previous (F)
> projecting

+Anonymous H — 8.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,197

@527,164 (D)
> There ain't no opinions boy. Your life is pathetic.

Says the guy obsessing 24 hours a day over Bert.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.9 years ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,206

@527,157 (B)
Quarter century? God you are fucking retarded

·Anonymous E — 8.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,254

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
It took me a whole nycthemeron to cry myself to sleep one time.

·Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,259

@527,206 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
I know...big fucking deal...of course I meant three quarters of a century..

I noticed it...but I figured no one would have some spastic fit like you just did..

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,275

@527,254 (E)
What the shitting Fuck?

@previous (B)
*tips hat*

·Anonymous E — 8.9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #527,279

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Ikr? It should only take like 1⁄96 of a day.

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