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Topic: Is Outback a Satanic cult?

+Anonymous A8.9 years ago #48,612

conspiracy-theory-suggests-that-out.pngIf so, is TC an Outback Steakhouse?

+TC Help Desk !KHwqPRJjeo8.9 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #527,088

Hello, and thank you for your concern about TC's status as an Outback Steakhouse.

I'm sorry to inform you that Tinychan is not at this time classified as any sort of eatery. Our employees don't even wash their hands, usually.

I hope this answered your question, if you have any more, please feel free to ask.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #527,095

honk.png@previous (TC Help Desk !KHwqPRJjeo)
Are you sure it isn't an Outback? I mean, ice cream socials, eatery, etc, I think there's more to this thing than meets the eye.

People said Outback was a Satanic cult, they said they weren't, but how can a cult possibly dedicated to the father of lies and Fosters be trusted?

On the other hand, I've never seen TC officially deny being a Satanic cult.

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·TC Help Desk !KHwqPRJjeo8.9 years ago, 18 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,120

@previous (A)

Tinychan isn't exactly a satanic cult, more a collective of people not giving a shit while favoring Satan over Jebus.

+Anonymous C 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,122

big ol devil...PEMBANNED from Heaven..

hahahahahahahahahahahahaa..

·Anonymous C 8.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,123

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+Anonymous D8.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,132

@previous (C)
@527,122 (C)
Funny how you accept this fairy tale god. If he was real, he has abandoned you, just like you did the navy.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,137

@527,120 (TC Help Desk !KHwqPRJjeo)
Was there a vote? Don't tell me the Kremlin meddled there too.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #527,139

@527,122 (C)

Familiar story, right? Sinner kicked out of his home.

+Anonymous E8.9 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,333

@527,123 (C)
How do you know he tortures them and doesn't reward them?

+Anonymous F8.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,336

@527,123 (C)
spending 24 hours a day 7 days a week for the rest of eternity singing about how awesome god is isn't torture?

·Anonymous C 8.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,344

@previous (F)
I dont think there are hours or days in Heaven..

·Anonymous E8.9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,345

@previous (C)
That enhances the torture.

·Anonymous D8.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,354

@527,344 (C)
You'll never know, since it does not exist.

·Anonymous C 8.9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,356

@previous (D)
prove it doesnt..

·Anonymous D8.9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,358

@previous (C)
Prove it does..

·Anonymous C 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,360

@previous (D)
prove it doesn't..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,361

@527,344 (C)

Please do not pretend to have specific insider knowledge about heaven. The project has been put on hold until the North Koreans make good on their end.

·Anonymous D8.9 years ago, 58 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,365

@527,360 (C)
So you have no proof it actually exists.

Thanks. Try again later.

+Anonymous G8.9 years ago, 15 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,380

GHOUL shall investigate!

·Anonymous F8.9 years ago, 14 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,407

@previous (G)
No, they won't.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,420

something unrelated, I want an Outback meal now

·Anonymous C 8.9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,424

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I just fried up two delicious hamburgers a bit ago..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,425

@previous (C)
did your mommy bought you those?

·Anonymous D8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #527,427

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
No, mommy's welfare foodstamps did.

Berts loving this mooching off mommy thing he's got going on.

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