Topic: christians are funny people. They think jesus is real...

+Anonymous A — 8.9 years ago #48,596

< -and they believe this really happened LOL

+Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #526,831

That did happen. Stories that followed are totally bullshit.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,833

@previous (B)
And other than the words from the so called bible, and from what you've been told by these delusional christians, can you prove to me it happened?

+Anonymous C — 8.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,834

Jesus crops photos for your sins.

·Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,836

@526,833 (A)
Proof? Who gives a shit. Wiki says
"who was baptized by John the Baptist and subsequently began his own ministry, preaching his message orally"

For all we know he made his living giving blow jobs around town. The only accurate records of people by name are the Roman leaders.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,838

@previous (B)
So there was no fictional character nailed to a cross. Thanks.

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,840

@previous (A)
> So there was no fictional character nailed to a cross. Thanks.

From the most basic to-hand source, Wikipedia:

"Virtually all scholars and Near East historians, applying the standard criteria of historical investigation, find that the historicity of Jesus is effectively certain"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus

Also, Jesus is mentioned many times by Roman emmisaries and historians of the time. So, yeah...not very bright are you? God bless.

·Anonymous B — 8.9 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,841

@526,838 (A)

Fiction - Non Fiction. People were nailed to wooden crosses. Shit happens.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,845

@526,840 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Once again.... You only post what you have read, or been told. And you can not show me any proof that someone was nails to a cross.

I could write a book saying I died, and saw heaven and hell, came back to life and give a preaching about it, and you morons would believe it.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,848

@previous (A)
> Once again.... You only post what you have read

You're starting to understand how the dissemination of knowledge works, congratulations.

·Syntax — 8.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,850

@526,845 (A)
This modern day invention or a Gas chamber or injections to kill are common knowledge. Romans killed people. Cross? No pics exist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixion
"there is only a single archaeological discovery of a crucified body dating back to the Roman Empire around the time of Jesus."

> I could write a book saying I died, and saw heaven and hell, came back to life and give a preaching about it, and you morons would believe it.

Sure but in my 15 mile drive zone we have Heavens Gate and these Morons still have a web site and followers n U don't

http://www.heavensgate.com/

+Anonymous E — 8.9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,851

noone in HG ever turned water into wine...raised the dead...or caused the blind to see..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,853

@previous (E)
> noone in HG ever turned water into wine...

Proof that he did this?

> raised the dead...

Proof that he did this?

> or caused the blind to see..

Proof that he did this?

Oh you have none Bert. Continue living with and mooching off your mommy. I bet your dead daddy is proud.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,854

@526,848 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Why is this upsetting you so much? I know you guys can't prove any of your theories, and its hard for you to deal with. Please try to remain calm.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,855

@previous (A)
Reduced to playing the "you're upset" card eh? Lol, the sweet scent of victory :) God bless you.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,856

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Its gotten under your skin has it TG? Its ok. You can blow your nose with all those shitty drawings you do.

·Anonymous E — 8.9 years ago, 44 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,857

@526,855 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
this..

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,859

@526,856 (A)
God bless you :)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,860

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
That's all you got left???

Hahahahaha game over. You lose.

Thanks for playing.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,861

@previous (A)
God bless you :)

·Anonymous C — 8.9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,865

@526,853 (A)

Would some stale crackers and communion wine change your mind?

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 8.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,868

Can you fuck off to minichan

+Anonymous G — 8.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,869

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Can you fuck off to minichan, dumbass?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 8.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,870

@previous (G)
Why the fuck would I

+Anonymous H — 8.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,871

@526,868 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
They banned TG from MC.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 8.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,874

@previous (H)
Why

·Anonymous H — 8.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,876

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Every day his Christian spam filled MC and a vote was taken and democracy ruled.

+Anonymous I — 8.9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,877

@previous (H)
You mean you voted with your samefag uids.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.9 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,890

@526,876 (H)
> Every day his Christian spam filled MC and a vote was taken and democracy ruled.

More exactly, I responded to a post of Mr Fake "I Watch C-Span 5 Times A Week" Anon's shrill hysterical liberal bullshit by pointing out the recent study that has shown America interfered in 81 elections across 47 countries during Obama's time in office.

I also posted the statement from Der Spiegel magazine in 2015 where they presented proof that the American government had hacked and bugged every branch of the German government (including Angela merkel herself) and its mass media.

Fake Anon was silent for a while, and then simply permabanned me. And you know how American liberals are currently stuck on "BAAAAAAAAW!!! We lost because of....er, election hacking! yeah, that's why!"? Well Fake Anon decided on: "TG has been banned because he spams CP and God shit!" In other words, he's full of shit, and very protective of his liberal echo chamber.

+Anonymous J — 8.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,891

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Simon Kirby!

How the fuck are ya man?

+Anonymous K — 8.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,903

@526,890 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
there was a vote though and everyone wanted you gone

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,905

@previous (K)
> there was a vote though and everyone wanted you gone

There wasn't and they didn't. Thanks.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.9 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,906

@526,891 (J)
> Simon Kirby!
>
> How the fuck are ya man?

Brendon Willets! I'm good bro, how are you?

·Anonymous K — 8.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,907

@526,905 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
i voted in it

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,909

I sometimes get the feeling that Jesus is trying to help me out in life.

The significant drop in my testosterone is evident of that.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,910

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> I sometimes get the feeling that Jesus is trying to help me out in life.

He helps everyone. God bless you.

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.9 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,911

@526,907 (K)
Cool story.

·Anonymous J — 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,916

@526,909 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
He doesnt make man want to be a woman. You made that decision yourself.

·Anonymous J — 8.9 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,917

@526,906 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Who the fuck is Brendon?

·Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,920

@previous (J)
Don't be coy, Brendon.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,923

@526,916 (J)

God creates and has a plan for all of us so that means he intended for me to go this route.

·Anonymous E — 8.9 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,924

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
He does not stop people from attempting to rob banks..

that does not mean He endorses such..

just saying..

·Anonymous J — 8.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,926

@526,923 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
If said god existed, and wanted you to be a female, he would have made you one. Dumbass.

·Anonymous J — 8.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,927

@526,924 (E)
That's true Bert. Your god wanted your mommy to suffer, so he made it to where you live with her, and mooch off her like you do everyone else.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,931

@526,926 (J)
If said God exists, he could make us however he so damn well pleased.

·Syntax — 8.9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,934

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

The We are made in Gods image does not speak so well so much for those Kids/God
https://tinychan.org/topic/48598

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Anonymous M — 8.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,936

@previous (Syntax)
Stop advertising your threads, thanks.

@526,891 (J)
He's not TG, and that's a fake name just like Josh.

·Anonymous J — 8.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,939

@previous (M)
Keep it to one UID TG/Father Merrin\anon M. Thanks

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