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Topic: I will be posting verses for my fellow Satan Followers. Please do not read if it offends you.

+Anonymous A8.9 years ago #48,575

giphy.gifThe Book of Satan

I was, am now, and shall have no end. I exercise dominion over all creatures and over the affairs of all who are under the protection of my image. I am ever present to help all who trust in me and call upon me in time of need. There is no place in the universe that knows not my presence. I participate in all the affairs, which those who are without call evil because their nature is not such as they approve. Every age has its own manager, who directs affairs according to my decrees. This office is changeable from generation to generation, that the ruler of this world and his chiefs may discharge the duties of their respective offices everyone in his own turn. I allow everyone to follow the dictates of his own nature, but he that opposes me will regret it sorely.

HAIL SATAN!!

+Anonymous B8.9 years ago, 24 minutes later[T] [B] #526,663

This sounds a lot like God. Are you really just another worshipper of the G-man? You bible thumpers are really all the same.

+Anonymous C8.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #526,665

@previous (B)

You seem a bit upset.

+Dead !Pool..v42s8.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #526,673

@previous (C)
He's not wrong, really.

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