Topic: I have totally given my life to Satan, and i feel much better!!

+Anonymous A — 8.9 years ago #48,568

Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.

HAIL SATAN!!!!!

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U — 8.9 years ago, 35 minutes later[T] [B] #526,624

You can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

I will pray for you.

+Dr.Louie GK Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 8.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #526,626

@OP

Way to go, bud.

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

Hail Satan.

+Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,634

@OP

That's grate news, anon.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,638

@526,624 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You can no more diminish Satan's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word 'jesus loves you' on the walls of his cell.

I won't pray for you.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 8.9 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,639

@526,626 (Dr.Louie GK Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
@526,634 (D)

Thanks my fellow Satan Followers!

HAIL SATAN!

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 8.9 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,696

@526,634 (D)
> That's grate news, anon.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 8.9 years ago, 5 days later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #526,996

13th floor elevators "his eye is on the pyramid"
https://youtu.be/aMRXEW1yEiI

·Anonymous D — 8.9 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #527,151

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
> Erickson pled insanity to a drug charge for possession of one whole marijuanas cigarette, got committed, then went crazy for serious from treatment.

Sad. Neat taxes music though.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

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