Topic: The ballad of Bert(The Beverly Hillbillies style, extended version)
+Anonymous A — 9 years ago #48,536
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bert
Poor mountaineer could barely wash his shirt
Then one day he was out earning cash
When suddenly he heard a little splash
(Sploosh was more like it, polluted water sploosh)
Well the first thing you know old Bert's found a quarter
Kin folk said Bert yelled out an order
Said sucking black dick is where I wanna be
So they loaded up his shopping cart and took him to Tennessee
(Knoxville that is, well known for incest and animal sex)
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Bert
They found him dead on the 31st
You're all not invited to see this fatality
(Deceased, that's what they call 'it now),
Well they buried Bert in the ground
And all the black men gathered round
They all jerked off and sprayed it on his mound
When all of a sudden they heard a sound
Up out of the ground came Bert
He yelled hey don't you dare squirt
I need some later for dessert
So they sprayed it on his shirt.
+Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 55 minutes later[T] [B] #526,338
0/10..
+Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,365
funny
+Anonymous D — 8.8 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #530,661
This is so grate that I can suck its dick for spare change.
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