Topic: Online dating (in the woods)

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 9 years ago #48,502

You tie a string to two trees, and hang personal info and a short description of yourself, what you want, and where you hang out.

+Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 9 hours later[T] [B] #526,071

did you post that for bert?

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,073

@previous (B)
No because I am not Obsessed.

+Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,079

So what happens when a pair of hillbillies show up at your tent, or cabin, and won't take no for an answer?

+Anonymous D — 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,082

@previous (C)

+Anonymous E — 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,083

@previous (D)
damlol

·Dead !Pool..v42s (OP) — 9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,084

@526,079 (C)
Well, thats the dangers of online dating :D

Obv you dont know the dos and donts of online

:never:
Give out home location
Meet up alone (always bring a friend)

:always:
Be smart, ask for what you want, not what you dont
Post a good picture of yourself with facial features obsured

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

+Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,086

@526,082 (D)

I think it is.

+Anonymous G — 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,099

Why are all of my suitors wearing high vis orange and camouflage?

·Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 39 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,103

@526,082 (D)
Nice trump rally pic, bud.

@526,084 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> (always bring a friend)

Might want to specify a friend who you can easily outrun...

·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,104

@previous (C)

Or a friend who's prettier than you.

·Anonymous G — 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,105

@526,103 (C)

Bring a wheelchair bound person. Then if things go bad flip their chair and flee at a more leisurely pace.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

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