Topic: Blog Bullshit #1 - Khaki Shorts Fetish
+Anonymous A — 9 years ago #48,500
http://boyskhakishorts.livejournal.com/549.html
My Weird Fetish
It's a weird way to title a blog entry, but I don't care too much. I told some stranger about it on a site that I won't mention. It's not a chan site, but another place to get images on the internet. Anime ones mostly. A lot of strange shit, but that is also not part of what I'm talking about. I have a weird fetish for khaki shorts. Specifically school uniform ones, if only for the way they look. I like pleated and flat front. I buy them from Lands End now, but I used to go to the Gap's website a lot back when they had good ones. They don't anymore. I also love me some Ebay.
What I used to do is pretty simple. I'd mix and match. Take a pair of shorts, a shirt, a belt, and some sneakers and try to make it look as nerdy as possible. Tuck in the shirt usually. I never imagined I was a school student, but usually other things. A camper. A poor victim of a big brother abuser. Nothing too gross, like a touchy uncle. I wasn't and still am not that kind of weirdo. I did like to masturbate into them, but not originally. Originally it was an accident. I'd just get so worked up I'd end up accidentally popping off in my favorite shorts.
Wrote this while nursing a semi and fighting the urge to pee.
My Weird Fetish
It's a weird way to title a blog entry, but I don't care too much. I told some stranger about it on a site that I won't mention. It's not a chan site, but another place to get images on the internet. Anime ones mostly. A lot of strange shit, but that is also not part of what I'm talking about. I have a weird fetish for khaki shorts. Specifically school uniform ones, if only for the way they look. I like pleated and flat front. I buy them from Lands End now, but I used to go to the Gap's website a lot back when they had good ones. They don't anymore. I also love me some Ebay.
What I used to do is pretty simple. I'd mix and match. Take a pair of shorts, a shirt, a belt, and some sneakers and try to make it look as nerdy as possible. Tuck in the shirt usually. I never imagined I was a school student, but usually other things. A camper. A poor victim of a big brother abuser. Nothing too gross, like a touchy uncle. I wasn't and still am not that kind of weirdo. I did like to masturbate into them, but not originally. Originally it was an accident. I'd just get so worked up I'd end up accidentally popping off in my favorite shorts.
Wrote this while nursing a semi and fighting the urge to pee.
+Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #526,026
tl/dr
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #526,027
+Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 42 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #526,028
> Wrote this while nursing a semi and fighting the urge to pee.
what?
what?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #526,029
+Anonymous D — 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,036
wtf
+Anonymous E — 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,037
you can't even make this shit up
+Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 10 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #526,053
+Dead !Pool..v42s — 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,067
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #526,069
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