Topic: The answer is simple.

+Anonymous A — 9 years ago #48,473

We kill Dan Cathy and feed his meat to the lions.

https://thinkprogress.org/chick-fil-a-still-anti-gay-970f079bf85

+Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #525,684

> we kill all humans, because they are filth.

Ftfy.

+Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #525,685

@previous (B)

We're going to need more lions.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #525,689

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #525,695

@525,685 (C)
It seems some "preservationists" must have caught on to our plans, because they've hunted down most of the lions D:

·Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #525,702

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

The wretched cretins must have known a day would come when we'd start throwing them to the lions again. It'll take some years to be ready, but with the help of a certain Chinese scientist who is proficient in cloning, we might be able to speed up the damnatio ad bestias roll out date.

There's also the problem of their false narrative about poachers, sociopathic businessmen, diminishing habitats, etc being to blame for the decline of the lion. Perhaps combating that nonsense with truth will help in some small way to pave the path towards neoeden.

·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,703

@525,685 (C)

As well as some LSD.

·Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,705

@previous (B)

Naturally. I must say our work has come a long way since that early "tragedy" at the [REDACTED] SPCA facility, but those workers would've been terminated sooner or later with our program anyway.

Who knew house cats could be so vicious?

·Anonymous E — 9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,706

@previous (C)
I think we made the right decision in choosing not to film the tests as most researchers do.

·Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,708

@previous (E)

The legal dept certainly agrees.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,709

The F.E.L. is a false organization comprised of liars and lazy turds.

·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,710

@525,705 (C)

I certainly didn't expect it. I'm eager to see what happens to the lions.

·Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,712

@previous (B)

I feel like raincoats might not be a bad investment this time.

·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,714

@previous (C)

Or, plastic ponchos, at the bare minimum.

·Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,716

@previous (B)
There's about two packs worth of fruit rollups difference in the price, so you might be on to something.

·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,722

@previous (C)

Indeed, the TinyArmy is nothing without a steady supply of fruit roll-ups. In these dark days, we must be sure to cover all bases as cost effectively as possible

+Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,728

tiger blood...ftw..

tigers own lions all the time..

·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,731

@previous (F)

Lions and tiger live in different biomes.

Dumb ass.

·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,734

damn it..

I guess I was wrong..

https://youtu.be/JeKiO2M_NFg

·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,736

@previous (F)

Not clicking that CP link. Yes, you are wrong, because they would not regularly compete with each other in the wild.

·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 33 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,737

@previous (B)
in the vid the tiger gets poooooooooooooowned..

+Namefag !CQywTu1T9w — 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,738

Who cares what he does with his money, he's just a symptom

The problem is the shit system that births these people

Jimmy John's CEO Jimmy John, owner of the Jimmsdale Jimmadome, goes poaching for endangered animals on purpose

·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,745

@previous (Namefag !CQywTu1T9w)
because its OKAY to slaughter animals every day of the week when there are lots of them..

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

·Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 57 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,747

@525,722 (B)
Absolutely. As a side note, we should probably resist the temptation to feed the lions fruit rollups, don't want to spoil their appetites before the game.

@previous (F)
> poaching endangered animals on purpose
> it's okay to slaughter animals when there are lots of them

Right, like human animals. Although I have to ask... what exactly do you think endangered means?

·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,748

@previous (C)

Indeed, we should avoid feeding them for a day or two.

·Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,749

@previous (B)

We have to walk a fine line here or they'll form a union and refuse to work until things change, conditions improve, better pay, etc.

Maybe we just give them light meals the two days prior? I mean, they don't have to clean their whole plate in this case, and there should be plenty of people to go around.

Still, if they're especially ravenous it might make for good TV for the PPV side hustle.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #525,757

@previous (C)

Perhaps you're right, them dump the corpses in the middle of the desert. Let the the scavengers take what's left.

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