Topic: Warning: Missiles Sighted
+Anonymous A — 9 years ago #48,457
⚠️: Tinycomrades, RRM, and FND containment personnel in sectors 3-8 are advised to seek shelter immediately and to stay there until the end of the bombardment. We're not sure if this is an invasion or just a show of force by the reptoids at this time. Moar @ 11.+Personnel Section 3.2 — 9 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #525,561
This is ground control at base station 3.2. Missiles have been spotted at south side of port.
Shall we fire in return? Awaiting your orders.
Shall we fire in return? Awaiting your orders.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #525,562
@previous (Personnel Section 3.2)
Permission granted ground control, fire at will.
Cease fire will be ordered upon reptilian retreat. Satan speed, comrade.
Permission granted ground control, fire at will.
Cease fire will be ordered upon reptilian retreat. Satan speed, comrade.
·Personnel Section 3.2 — 9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #525,564
@previous (A)
Permission received. We have returned fire. Unknown at this time if targets have been hit.
We have slight damage to satellite system. May have to call syntax for repairs.
Men are outside on patrol. No enemy has been spotted.
Permission received. We have returned fire. Unknown at this time if targets have been hit.
We have slight damage to satellite system. May have to call syntax for repairs.
Men are outside on patrol. No enemy has been spotted.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #525,565
@previous (Personnel Section 3.2)
Cease fire. I've just been informed that this was a false alarm, some sort of faux missiles to delight the citizenry.
Official statement is this was merely a training exercise.
Please report casualties and collateral damage to the cleaners and munitions usage to logistics. We'll all need some sprite after we clean up this mess.
Cease fire. I've just been informed that this was a false alarm, some sort of faux missiles to delight the citizenry.
Official statement is this was merely a training exercise.
Please report casualties and collateral damage to the cleaners and munitions usage to logistics. We'll all need some sprite after we clean up this mess.
·Personnel Section 3.2 — 9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #525,567
@previous (A)
Message received. Return fire has ceased.
Will inform of casualties and damage in report.
Message received. Return fire has ceased.
Will inform of casualties and damage in report.
+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,570
⚠ North Korea now has missiles that can reach Alaska. The end of the world is nye. ⚠
Source: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/07/04/north-korea-ballistic-missile-south-korea/449341001/
Source: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/07/04/north-korea-ballistic-missile-south-korea/449341001/
+Anonymous D — 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,578
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 59 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,581
+Dead !Pool..v42s — 9 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,648
Damn, i come down from the woods and the world is ending :/
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,657
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)It's been "ending" for as long as I can remember and I'm starting to think the end might not be around the corner.
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 9 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,659
@previous (A)
Have i shared my theory of an "anti Christ" figure? Its half cooked and based off this guys random self published book
Have i shared my theory of an "anti Christ" figure? Its half cooked and based off this guys random self published book
+Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,661
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,688
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 9 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,691
@525,661 (F)
@previous (A)
Well, this guy compiled a bunch of articles correlating the "greys" and demonic entities. He correlated the biblical Nimrod [The Rebel] with the secular gilgamesh character. He reasoned that the "alien dna tampering" with humans falling from the purity of god, and that the antichrist would be only 1/3 human and 2/3 demonic (lol 66.6%)
(My part of the theory)
So, every 33 years or so, mars and earth reach a point where their orbits are the closest. I think that IF god and all that revelations stuff is really gonna happen in OUR lifetime, its gonna be somebone born in 1988 (the last time mars and earth were at their closest point) and in 4 more years, when mars and earth are getting buddy buddy again, the antichrist will appear or whatever, since the average life expectancy is near 70 years or whatever.
But i dont fucking know lol.
@previous (A)
Well, this guy compiled a bunch of articles correlating the "greys" and demonic entities. He correlated the biblical Nimrod [The Rebel] with the secular gilgamesh character. He reasoned that the "alien dna tampering" with humans falling from the purity of god, and that the antichrist would be only 1/3 human and 2/3 demonic (lol 66.6%)
(My part of the theory)
So, every 33 years or so, mars and earth reach a point where their orbits are the closest. I think that IF god and all that revelations stuff is really gonna happen in OUR lifetime, its gonna be somebone born in 1988 (the last time mars and earth were at their closest point) and in 4 more years, when mars and earth are getting buddy buddy again, the antichrist will appear or whatever, since the average life expectancy is near 70 years or whatever.
But i dont fucking know lol.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,692
@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
The prophecy is true, as foretold in ancient Sumeria through the epic of Gilgamesh, the Antichrist walks the earth and the end is nigh.
Too bad I wasn't born in '88 though. :'(
The prophecy is true, as foretold in ancient Sumeria through the epic of Gilgamesh, the Antichrist walks the earth and the end is nigh.
Too bad I wasn't born in '88 though. :'(
·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,693
@525,691 (Dead !Pool..v42s)Holy shit! I must be the antichrist!
I mean, I'm already involved in a demonic sex cult/doomsday bringers club, and I was born in 1988 so...
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,694
@previous (F)
The only way to know for sure it to confirm you're 1/3 human 2/3 demonic. Maybe try one of those genetic DNA testing kits?
The only way to know for sure it to confirm you're 1/3 human 2/3 demonic. Maybe try one of those genetic DNA testing kits?
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,696
@525,693 (F)
Lol, i was all hella stoned in the mountains and I had that trip. I asked my girlfriend if she would still date me if I happened to be the antichrist, and she said there was no way...
Lol, i was all hella stoned in the mountains and I had that trip. I asked my girlfriend if she would still date me if I happened to be the antichrist, and she said there was no way...
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 9 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,697
·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,699
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,701
@previous (F)
I've got some bad news, there were four Demonic deaths in approx. the last century according to the Social Security Death Index. Just wanted to say I'm sorry for your losses, bud.
It's a small family tree from the looks of it, hardly Legion, but maybe the majority of your kin thought it folly to make it that obvious for mortals.
@525,696 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Aww, I'm sure you'd find someone who'd accept you as the antichrist, bud.
I've got some bad news, there were four Demonic deaths in approx. the last century according to the Social Security Death Index. Just wanted to say I'm sorry for your losses, bud.
It's a small family tree from the looks of it, hardly Legion, but maybe the majority of your kin thought it folly to make it that obvious for mortals.
@525,696 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Aww, I'm sure you'd find someone who'd accept you as the antichrist, bud.
·Dead !Pool..v42s — 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,711
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