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Topic: chinese scientist clones sister for sex

+Anonymous A9 years ago #48,455

http://www.pressunion.org/chinese-scientist-accused-cloning-sister-to-have-sex-with-her/

+Syntax9 years ago, 5 hours later[T] [B] #525,511

I laffed.

+Anonymous C9 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,513

damlol

It raises some interesting moral questions, but at the same time I imagine we'll have cloning for similar purposes inevitably used by illuminate illite.

He wasted the states money on a sex toy and that's bad for the commonwealth, but at least he didn't fuck his actual sister, I guess.

·Syntax9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,514

@previous (C)
> damlol
>
> It raises some interesting moral questions, but at the same time I imagine we'll have cloning for similar purposes inevitably used by illuminate illite.
>
> He wasted the states money on a sex toy and that's bad for the commonwealth, but at least he didn't fuck his actual sister, I guess.

There has been at least a movie or three where somehow a clone is made and in the same instant the clone is all grown up at the instant it is made.

Guess there is a real good reason the guys real sister will not communicate with him.

·Anonymous C9 years ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,526

@previous (Syntax)

Tru.

Imagine being the sisters clone and then seeing all these pictures of you plasterd over the wall. Pictures you don't even remember being taken. That has to be a bit of a mindfuck.

+Anonymous D9 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #525,532

Fun fact:
Bert is also sexually attracted to his sister.

+Anonymous E9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #525,533

@previous (D)
He promised to show us pics of her plump ta ta's.

·Anonymous D9 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #525,534

@previous (E)

That he did. Of course, he never follows through on promises.

·Anonymous C9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #525,536

@525,532 (D)

He should get the Chinese scientist to clone his sister, too. Then they can go on double dates and stuff.

·Anonymous D9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #525,537

@previous (C)

Only as long as bert can keep her convinced that everybody lives like he does.
As long as he can do that, she'll bless his tent with the pitter patter of little tard babies who are ugly as sin, but have great ta-tas.

·Anonymous C9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #525,540

@previous (D)

So if these clones are born mature they'd still be a blank slate, just an adult human running on animal instinct. They'd require a lot of training, education, and nurturing until their personality was set. Who knows how long that would take, years probably.

I feel like Bert would end up with a jibbering idiot simply because he'd neglect those duties unintentionally... so, in the end it's not much different from him fucking a cantaloupe.

The main difference is he'd be fucking what is essentially a vegetable instead of a fruit.

·Anonymous D9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #525,541

@previous (C)

True, Bert doesn't even have the funds to keep himself fed.

·Anonymous C9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #525,550

1499193902997.jpg@previous (D)

·Anonymous D9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #525,554

@previous (C)

> Sugar Free syrup.

I wouldn't serve that to holocaust victims.

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM9 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #525,569

When did we perfect human cloning? This is obviously fake news.

·Syntax9 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #525,579

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> human cloning?
Perfect? Probably not so much HOWEVER No one No's for sure

Remember Dolly that Sheep - You can find her currently but she does not move so much so well without help

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