Topic: Hypothesis: bert has completely lost touch with reality
+Anonymous A — 9 years ago #48,428

and just randomly posts without any comprehension of the subject matter of a given topic, or the lack of relevance with which he replies.
+Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #525,275
citation needed..
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,280
@previous (B)
any one of your post is a citation
+Anonymous D — 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,282
@525,275 (B)
Did you skate away from your PO officer or?
·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,286
@previous (D)
we had a pleasant visit..
·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,288
@525,282 (D)
Did you ogle some eye candy..
·Anonymous D — 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,289
@previous (B)
eye candy
Something purely aesthetically pleasing, that is, pleasing to the senses. Can be a person, a film, a sunset, a flower, or anything else you can see.
God, look at that, its eye candy.
eye can·dy
ī ˈkandē/
nouninformal
noun: eye candy; noun: eyecandy
visual images that are superficially attractive and entertaining but intellectually undemanding.
"the film's success rested on a promotional campaign showcasing its relentless eye candy"
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,294
@previous (D)
Is that a burger with hot dogs on top?
+Anonymous E — 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,295
@525,289 (D)
eye can·dy
ī ˈkandē/
nouninformal
noun: eye candy; noun: eyecandy
visual images that are superficially attractive and entertaining but intellectually undemanding.
"Syntax sees a lot of eye candy surfer boys in Cardiff Bye The C C C"
·Syntax — 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,301
@previous (E)
I post a topical photo of a Burger Dog combo Held by a somewhat edible looking gal and all you C is Gay shit
Ask a friend to slam your head in the door frame of a car and then slam the door on you a few times.
Perhaps that will make you more straight
·Anonymous E — 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,302
@previous (Syntax)
if you think spamming the board with nude women would make anyone straight, then you are definitely retarded.
and news flash: people who try their hardest to look straight, are definitely gay. So maybe you shouldn't try so hard to hide your fetish for surfer boys!
·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,305
@previous (E)
> and news flash: people who try their hardest to look straight, are definitely gay.
Bert must be very very gay
not surprised tho
+Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,307
@525,302 (E)
Boy Matt, after 20 years, your obsession with syntax is still strong!!
·Anonymous E — 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,308
@previous (F)
Fuck off nigger, I was talking surfer man here. I'm not Matt either, so GTFO with your obsession to minichan.on.nimp.org
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,310
@previous (E)
inb4 syntax warns us that this is a virus url
·Anonymous E — 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,311
@previous (A)
He only does that on Minichan.
Everytime I post it, he starts reporting every post and then the posts get deleted.
·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,312
@525,308 (E)
Wow Matt, clam down son. You're gonna cause that hole in your liver to open up more.
All we want to know is why you can't release all this obsession with syntax.
Are you hoping to suck his dick? Are you hoping by orally pleasing syntax, that he might put you in his will? Or do you just like sucking TGs dick?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 13 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,313
@525,311 (E)
Mods don't do anything about it here, but I'm pretty sure I've seen him make warning posts about it.
·Anonymous E — 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,315
@previous (A)
I'm talking from experience, here. They always get deleted after he posts his """warnings""".
@525,312 (F)
That's cute.
·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,317
@previous (E)
> That's cute.
Yup, that's what Matt always says...
Hi Matt!
·Syntax — 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,323
@525,302 (E)
> if you think spamming the board with nude women
Nude? Dude get ur eyes examined
·Anonymous E — 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,325
@previous (Syntax)
I never said that pic or said you spam nude women. Get your brain checked.
·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,330
@previous (E)
Read your first sentence retard.
@525,302 (E) ·Anonymous E — 9 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,331
@previous (F)
I know what I said, retard.
Syntax/you are insinuating that if someone posts so many pictures of women, then they're definitely straight.
·Syntax — 9 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,345
@previous (E)
> I know what I said, retard.
I can see your gender bending is not so much working so good for you.
+Anonymous G — 9 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #525,376
@previous (Syntax)
I bet it is working better than your limp jew dick does.
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