Topic: Gay men are spending thousands to Botox their anuses so they're tight again!
+Anonymous A — 9 years ago #48,415
Every so often, I encounter a headline that is so disgusting, so spiritually unclean, that I turn off my computer and go outside for a long walk. It doesn’t matter whether it’s raining or snowing, morning or midnight, I’m going for that damn walk.This was one of those times.
http://www.towleroad.com/2017/06/anal-botox/
> Gay men are spending up to $25,000 on anal botox and other cosmetic procedures on their bottoms including “anal rejuvenation and bleaching services” along with treatments for “hemorrhoids, skin tags and polyps,” Moneyish reports.
So, homosexuals are re-tightening their anuses after ruining them with decades of brutal sodomy. You’d think some of these rump rangers would stand upright (to the best of their ability) and think, “Gosh, perhaps this is Mother Nature’s way of telling me that my behavior is unnatural and self-destructive.”
But of course, such thoughts don’t enter their GRIDS-addled minds. In fact, many of these fags – especially the so-called “bug chasers” – thrive on self-destructiveness. It makes them feel more like a victim, a pariah from society, thus binding them closer to their homosexual in-group.
Anyway, there’s a missing piece to this story so far, isn’t there?
> There are “one to two days of really not liking me, especially when it’s time to go to the bathroom,” said Dr. Goldstein, noting his patients take pain medication, numbing lotions and suppositories so they can do their business. You can expect a good two weeks of bathroom discomfort. And forget about sex – bottoming at least – for three months.
<--- Pic of (((Dr. Goldstein)))
I did some research into this tapir-faced Jew and it turns out that his Manhattan surgery specializes in the art of anal tightening.
Like, that’s his job. When people ask him what he does for a living, he says, “I pump men’s assholes with Botox to ensure that their bottoming remains pleasant.”
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+Syntax — 9 years ago, 11 minutes later[T] [B] #525,131
LoL
I have often wondered wot kind of person decides to look at assholes all day long. Proctologists as Docs must be super rich cause frankly there is NO Amount of money that wood be nuff to do that kind of work day in day out.
I have often wondered wot kind of person decides to look at assholes all day long. Proctologists as Docs must be super rich cause frankly there is NO Amount of money that wood be nuff to do that kind of work day in day out.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #525,133
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #525,134
@525,131 (Syntax)
> there is NO Amount of money that wood be nuff to do that kind of work day in day out.
There's much worse jobs than that and they're low paying. Most customer service jobs, janitors, the guys who jack off horses, working in a coal mine, and then basically all the men-only jobs that feminists never push for women to do because they're hard jobs.
> there is NO Amount of money that wood be nuff to do that kind of work day in day out.
There's much worse jobs than that and they're low paying. Most customer service jobs, janitors, the guys who jack off horses, working in a coal mine, and then basically all the men-only jobs that feminists never push for women to do because they're hard jobs.
·Syntax — 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #525,135
@525,133 (A)
Years ago I met an attorney who represents a whole lot of famous stars with same last name and kidded him - He was from New York and said I need to look at a Manhattan phone directory - Its huge with same last name.
Time to hit the road for one more meeting where all they are going to tell me is need for more time and I will have to decline their offer. Then move on to how they need to hire more people so as to not need my talents cause well cause they keep me busy nuff as it is and to many eggs in same basket is not good.
Years ago I met an attorney who represents a whole lot of famous stars with same last name and kidded him - He was from New York and said I need to look at a Manhattan phone directory - Its huge with same last name.
Time to hit the road for one more meeting where all they are going to tell me is need for more time and I will have to decline their offer. Then move on to how they need to hire more people so as to not need my talents cause well cause they keep me busy nuff as it is and to many eggs in same basket is not good.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #525,136
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 9 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,147
+Anonymous D — 9 years ago, 13 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #525,167
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> Cool story, Leonidas.
Are you claiming the OP text is his text voice? It was copied from a blog.
> Cool story, Leonidas.
Are you claiming the OP text is his text voice? It was copied from a blog.
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