Topic: Y'know, if Bert were a barn-dog...

+Anonymous A — 9 years ago #48,396

...they'd take him out to the back forty and shoot the useless bastard.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

+Old Yeller — 9 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #524,928

As a farm dog, I can confirm this.

+Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 29 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #524,930

It's upsetting that we can't just put down people that outlive their usefulness. :(

+Anonymous D — 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #524,931

@previous (C)
STFU..

I'd send you running down the street screaming...after one good backhand smack...boy..

·Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #524,932

@previous (D)

Yeah, like how you did a certain trucker?

Oh, wait... you couldn't find enough spine to even show up for class to get schooled.

·Anonymous D — 9 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #524,934

@previous (C)
Where do you live..

·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,936

@previous (D)

123 Fake St.
Not to be confused with 123 Fake Blvd.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,937

@524,934 (D)
Where do YOU live
now you're not camping under some dull bridge, you're living with YOUR MOM again, you have a legit address and no excuse not to give it, mommy boy

+Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,943

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
more drivel from the little yellow monkey..

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,946

@previous (F)
nice dodging of the question, mommy boy

·Anonymous C — 9 years ago, 37 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,949

@524,934 (D)

I've already told you where I was on before and you still haven't shown, despite having a grate deal of time to make good on your "promise".

As a matter of fact I would be willing to bet that you haven't made good on a single threat you've made here. :(

+FME🇦🇶 !2CQezZ7g6I — 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,955

You know what will be funny?

When Bert turns into a yellow monkey due to jaundice from liver cirrhosis/failure

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,959

@previous (FME🇦🇶 !2CQezZ7g6I)
Yes, the irony would be hilarious.

·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 44 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,960

@524,955 (FME🇦🇶 !2CQezZ7g6I)
@previous (A)

such nice wishes..

well then.. if it were to happen I will be sure to let you insipid cretins know about it...so that you may cackle and gloat..

+Anonymous H — 9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,961

@524,930 (C)
> It's upsetting that we can't just put down people that outlive their usefulness. :(

This....

And bert has reached that threshold a long time ago.

·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,965

@524,960 (F)

Stop trying to use words that aren't commonly used, in order to make yourself seem intelligent.
It won't work, we are all too familiar with the fact that you are dumb as fuck, and somehow getting dumber.

·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 33 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,966

@previous (B)
uhhh...I do not own a thesaurus..

·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,967

@524,965 (B)
in other words....the various words I choose to add in an effort to be a bit more colorful...come from my head..

howsomever...that said...I often look up unusual items which come to mind...in an effort to be certain they are appropriate..

·Anonymous H — 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,968

@previous (F)

> in an effort to be certain they are appropriate..

Does the constant use of the word rape seem appropriate to you?

·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,970

@previous (H)
all that is in the past..

·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 10 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,989

@524,967 (F)

I know what a thesaurus is, I know you don't own one. You don't own shit.

·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 50 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,991

if fingernail clippers were a sirloin steak...Id have a good snack tonight..

·Anonymous B — 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,992

@previous (F)

What have you done about applying for a job?

·Anonymous H — 9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,993

@previous (B)
Shrug it off like he always does.

·Anonymous F — 9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #524,994

@previous (H)
I am going to make some inquiries monday..

·Anonymous H — 9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #524,995

@previous (F)
That's what you said last week, and the week before, and the week before that, and the week before that, and the week before that, and the week before that, and the week before that, and the week before that, and the week before that.....

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