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Topic: The only true euthanasia strategy is...

+Anonymous A9.1 years ago #48,317

Death by the Arena.

This allows those to fight for their existence while providing the folks of Tinychania quality entertainment.

Imagine seeing Bert in the arena or even Matt.

+Anonymous B9.1 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #524,096

dumpster bert dives.pngBert death by>

+Anonymous C9.1 years ago, 34 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #524,097

I think this model would be grate. Maybe we could bring back duels to encourage people to euthanize one another outside of the arena setting, too.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI9.1 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #524,102

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+Syntax9.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #524,103

Keep your tired stale shtick to one thread.

·Syntax9.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #524,104

Clones army future-1.jpg@previous (Syntax)

·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c9.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #524,105

@524,103 (Syntax)
Nice madpost.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,106

@524,103 (Syntax)
You sounded like The Doctor right there. Did you intend to post with the name?

·Syntax9.1 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,107

@previous (A)
Yes.

+Anonymous F9.1 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,111

@524,097 (C)

What happens when the untouchables revolt against the TinyElite?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,112

@previous (F)
Why bother when they can join us? They just need to understand this is a suicide cult, so trying to skip out at the final stage is not an option.

·Anonymous F9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,113

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

I was under the impression NuEden was a utopia, in which TinyComrades will live out the rest of their days, until an unforeseen cataclysm wipes out all non-feline life on Earth.

Was I mistaken?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI9.1 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,114

@previous (F)
I can't speculate as to the goals of this "NuEden" faction, but the goals of FEL are
1: The complete and absolute extinction of reptilians throughout the universe.
2: The elimination of the human plague from Earth.

Point #2 is somewhat vague as we have not formally considered the possibility of allowing humans to voluntarily leave Earth and relocate to some other planet which they can summarily nuke into oblivion without adverse repercussions to the other species which reside on Earth.

·Anonymous C9.1 years ago, 7 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,115

@524,111 (F)

Insurrection will be squashed where appropriate and even allowed to flourish at times to give the illusion of a beneficent democracy. The longer FEL is grinding corpses into kibble the less of a threat any revolt poses.

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