Topic: What would Bert do if he were in Hell?
+Anonymous A — 9.1 years ago #48,315
Satan would want to avoid his ass, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't be going to Hell for assaulting a woman. So what would he eternally do in the lake of Hellfire? Remember, Hell is a big place.
+Dumbfluff !rBOeWnddog — 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #524,081
Finally stop seeking pity on TC for his shitty life?
+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 50 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #524,086
Satan would have dumpsters lined up so Bert can continue his way of life.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #524,090
·Dumbfluff !rBOeWnddog — 9.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #524,091
@previous (A)
> What if Tinychan co-exists in Hell?
That actually seems Like a strong possibility now that you mention it.
Also,
Bert's already in hell.
Can't you guys tell?
> What if Tinychan co-exists in Hell?
That actually seems Like a strong possibility now that you mention it.
Also,
Bert's already in hell.
Can't you guys tell?
+Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,095
Living on the street is a form of Purgatory So he really is ON THE ROAD 2
+Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,098
Isn't there a circle of hell for incestuous layabouts?
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·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #524,101
@previous (E)
> circle of hell for incestuous layabouts
Circle 2 Is The Next Circle In Upper Hell, And Is Reserved For All Of The Lustful People In Life. The punishment for the souls is that they are Driven, Swept, And Blasted Everywhere By A Dark Storm That Follows Everyone In This Circle. They Are Being Swept Away By The Storm As They Were Driven By Their Passions During Their Lifetimes. This Circle Is a very dark and gloomy land, and is very hard to see anything.
The next circle on the journey to the depths of hell is circle 3. this circle is where all of the gluttonous people (Over eating and drinking) are sent. the punishment for these filth is they are battered by hail, rain, sleet, and snow. they also lie in dirty, slimy, mucky water while being clawed by cerberus. during their lives, these people took comfort to food. Here they lie in their own filth like pigs while being miserably cold.
> circle of hell for incestuous layabouts
Circle 2 Is The Next Circle In Upper Hell, And Is Reserved For All Of The Lustful People In Life. The punishment for the souls is that they are Driven, Swept, And Blasted Everywhere By A Dark Storm That Follows Everyone In This Circle. They Are Being Swept Away By The Storm As They Were Driven By Their Passions During Their Lifetimes. This Circle Is a very dark and gloomy land, and is very hard to see anything.
The next circle on the journey to the depths of hell is circle 3. this circle is where all of the gluttonous people (Over eating and drinking) are sent. the punishment for these filth is they are battered by hail, rain, sleet, and snow. they also lie in dirty, slimy, mucky water while being clawed by cerberus. during their lives, these people took comfort to food. Here they lie in their own filth like pigs while being miserably cold.
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