TinyChan

Topic: dammit Jim..

+Anonymous A 9.1 years ago #48,305

this sausage fest is dead..

+Anonymous B9.1 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #523,964

Isn't Bert just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see his pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by his cell phone, which is the only source of light in his tent, crying like a little girl as he once again types about his little "I need money or I'm going to jail" dilemma.

Maybe since you're such a disgusting homeless scum, that you actually paid someone to let you suck their dick, just so you can to mooch off of us. Oh, and we all know the phrase. The "epic" If you don't send me money, I'll curbstomp you, isn't it? I imagine you little shit, crying so hard as you realize none of us are going to help you, but it's ok, your dead, gay dad will comfort you in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? Your gay dad is DEAD. You are a fat fucking fuckup, he was probably so sick of you already, he offed himself. So sick of having to listen to you cry every goddamn day, every day. For a grown ass man who spends all his time on TinyChan, posting about needing money to stay out of jail, and shitting up the board that absolutely do not need dedicated threads for. Just imagine this, your daddy had adopted you, and then he thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became an epic failure. A pathetic homeless fugitive who sucks dick for spare change. Daddy probably cried himself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it was and how he wished he could just disappear. He couldn't even try to talk with you because all you say is "NEED SOME DICK, NEED SOME DICK, NEED SOME DICK, NEED SOME DICK". You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little sissy man crying in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in that huge black dick that he's done a million times now for pocket change. And that's all you'll ever be. Forever...

+Anonymous C9.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #523,967

KYS.gif@OP

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 18 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #523,970

@523,964 (B)
wait..
you don't like me..

·Anonymous B9.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #523,973

@previous (A)
Nobody does Bert..not even your own familia..

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.1 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #523,986

@OP
> this sausage fest is dead..

no sausage fest here, gaybert
what, you looking for one? or you wanna start one?

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #523,988

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Hes probably running out of customers in Knoxville.

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