Topic: Lets write Bert's Daily Diary
+Anonymous A — 9.1 years ago #48,294
> The rule is simple: write it like you would in a diary.
Dear Diary,
It's me, Bert. Had breakfast at the church this morning. It was rather bland. A cool cup of coffee and a stale donut. I'm hungry as fuck, but those losers on TinyChan can't help a man who's down and out on his luck. Heading back to my tent to dream about my sister's ta tas.
Dear Diary,
It's me, Bert. Had breakfast at the church this morning. It was rather bland. A cool cup of coffee and a stale donut. I'm hungry as fuck, but those losers on TinyChan can't help a man who's down and out on his luck. Heading back to my tent to dream about my sister's ta tas.
+Anonymous B — 9.1 years ago, 14 minutes later[T] [B] #523,865
Dear Diary,
On my way to my tent, I passed one of my daily customers. He was wanting a quick headjob before heading into work. Since I have nothing better to do, I followed him into the alley behind BK. The smell of those whoppers was so good, that while sucking this huge black dick, I accidentally bit him. He got mad and left, and didn't even pay me a quarter like he promised.
Fuck my life..
On my way to my tent, I passed one of my daily customers. He was wanting a quick headjob before heading into work. Since I have nothing better to do, I followed him into the alley behind BK. The smell of those whoppers was so good, that while sucking this huge black dick, I accidentally bit him. He got mad and left, and didn't even pay me a quarter like he promised.
Fuck my life..
+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #523,866
Dear diay..
that yellow punkas monkie.. takking shit tome again todsy.. who the fuvk he think he is.. a slanteye thre feet livin in that shithol japane.. yea thats what he is.. i am a proud american.. litle monkee dont tellme how i rol.. he dont tell me to ged a job.. or stop dinking.. yeah.. i bet he just workin on ricefield allday.. once i roll bak in the factoru.. i will show that asshol whos the man.. hmmm yeah.. that shit monkei.. he will jelli over my delicius wendys..
that yellow punkas monkie.. takking shit tome again todsy.. who the fuvk he think he is.. a slanteye thre feet livin in that shithol japane.. yea thats what he is.. i am a proud american.. litle monkee dont tellme how i rol.. he dont tell me to ged a job.. or stop dinking.. yeah.. i bet he just workin on ricefield allday.. once i roll bak in the factoru.. i will show that asshol whos the man.. hmmm yeah.. that shit monkei.. he will jelli over my delicius wendys..
+Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,869
ha ha..
+Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,875
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,888
Dear Diary,
It's late afternoon and my stomach is hurting..if it didnt involve having an actual job..I'd work at BK and eat a shitload of those whoppers..but i like my lifestyle of dumpster divng and panhandling..
that slant eyed fuck On..I still want to get on a cargo ship..to china or japan..wherever the hell he is..and touch his ass..ill show him a real southern gentleman..
It's late afternoon and my stomach is hurting..if it didnt involve having an actual job..I'd work at BK and eat a shitload of those whoppers..but i like my lifestyle of dumpster divng and panhandling..
that slant eyed fuck On..I still want to get on a cargo ship..to china or japan..wherever the hell he is..and touch his ass..ill show him a real southern gentleman..
+Anonymous F — 9.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,910
@523,866 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Ironically, this is far better than anything Bert could ever manage to write, even while sober.
Ironically, this is far better than anything Bert could ever manage to write, even while sober.
+Anonymous G — 9.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,934
dur dairy..
today the negroes wur generous with their pennies.. i wuz pleezing a groop of mebee 6 or 7 of them.. whin one negro started to put his peener in my butthole.. I told him it was off limits at first.. but he put aa crisp one dollar bill in my face.. i quickly chaged my mind about the anal.. soon every one of them negros took turns plowing my ass.. i luv negro cocks in my cum-filled ass.. and i never new.. i can not wait for tomorrow..
today the negroes wur generous with their pennies.. i wuz pleezing a groop of mebee 6 or 7 of them.. whin one negro started to put his peener in my butthole.. I told him it was off limits at first.. but he put aa crisp one dollar bill in my face.. i quickly chaged my mind about the anal.. soon every one of them negros took turns plowing my ass.. i luv negro cocks in my cum-filled ass.. and i never new.. i can not wait for tomorrow..
·Anonymous B — 9.1 years ago, 4 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #524,251
Bump
+Dumbfluff !rBOeWnddog — 9.1 years ago, 16 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #524,273
Dear diary, woke up this morning with my epic dumbfuck shot cocktail and proceeded to try and convince myself I don't have a problem
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