Topic: there is a midget working at my burger king..

+Anonymous A — 9.1 years ago #48,272

he's like three feet tall..

anyways...I was in there last night and I spilled my Coke all over the place..

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.1 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #523,665

even a midget can get a job at burger king
now look at your fucking self
you worth less than a 3ft midget

+Anonymous C — 9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #523,667

@OPenis

And 3 foot tall dude filled out application and got a job.

How many job applications have you filled out in the last month?

+Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #523,672

@OP
> anyways...I was in there last night and I spilled my Coke all over the place..
With what fucking money?

+Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #523,673

@previous (D)

The negros must have been generous yesterday.

+Anonymous F — 9.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,740

@523,665 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
That 3 foot tall dude is worth a thousand times more than Bert.

·Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,742

@previous (F)

Brain dead quadriplegics are worth more than Bert. A tuna sandwich would be a better employee than Bert.

·Anonymous F — 9.1 years ago, 47 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,743

@previous (E)

How about the dopers who stole his socks?

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,744

funny i almost spilled my coke in the bathroom at the venue last night

·Anonymous C — 9.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,745

@523,743 (F)
Those dopers are better than Bert.

Hell.... Those socks are better than Bert.

·Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,746

@523,743 (F)

C is correct. If bert was so grate, he would have prevented the sock theft.

+Anonymous H — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,747

@previous (E)
He used his socks as cum rags.

·Anonymous C — 9.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,748

@previous (H)
No he didn't. Bert's a swallower.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 11 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,765

@previous (C)
stop being gross..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,766

@523,744 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
who takes their beverage into the bathroom..

·Anonymous C — 9.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,769

@523,765 (A)
Well, you're definitely not a spitter.

+Anonymous I — 9.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #523,784

@523,766 (A)
> who takes their beverage into the bathroom..

You do. Your bathroom is three inches away from your tent.

+Anonymous — 9.1 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #523,787

Being a midget probably sucks. But working at burger king is probably even worse. Being both is probably not a great combination if you get what I'm saying.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #523,798

@523,766 (A)
ugh it was a joke because coke/coca cola vs coke/cocaine obviously

·Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #523,800

@523,787 (Anonymous)
Still better than being homeless and panhandling online for spare money

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

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