Topic: If Bert got arrested finally...
+Anonymous A — 9.1 years ago #48,233
I hope we still hear back from him for at least one hour a day from a federal penitentiary.
+Anonymous B — 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #523,359
no internet access in the slammer outside of school work and even then that's heavily monitored
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #523,360
@previous (B)
Doesn't it depend on the prison? /r/prison said most inmates just use their time to look up workout strategies.
Doesn't it depend on the prison? /r/prison said most inmates just use their time to look up workout strategies.
+Anonymous C — 9.1 years ago, 40 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #523,361
He'll call syntax, syntax will record the call and up it to vocaroo and lastly post the link on TC. At least that's one way he'll keep shitposting and asking for $$$.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,371
@previous (C)Instead of Doritos, would these become a permanent staple of his evening meals?
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+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,372
@previous (A)
> Instead of Doritos, would these become a permanent staple of his evening meals?
no, fat nugget cocks would be
> Instead of Doritos, would these become a permanent staple of his evening meals?
no, fat nugget cocks would be
+Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,374
It would be a damn shame. He was arguably the best poster on this site. He will be missed.
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+Anonymous F — 9.1 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #523,452
@previous (E)
Constant shitposting and begging for money made him the best poster on this site?
What the fuck are you smoking? Cause I want a hit.
Constant shitposting and begging for money made him the best poster on this site?
What the fuck are you smoking? Cause I want a hit.
+Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #523,455
@523,374 (E)
> It would be a damn shame. He was arguably the best poster on this site. He will be missed.
As a very very long term net bud of bert I will miss him as well. Sober bert was/is fun.
Alas apparently I hit a button the last time I posted to him and he blew a fuse and pulled up stakes. So now he has more tyme to spend with people on the street. His kind of people. He best get used to them cause that is his future
@previous (F)
At the very end he did figure out he was at the end of his begging rope on chans. He screwed Svet - I made no deal with him with no rules and new he wood spend the money on food and he did. Svet even said he was free to drink but wanted proof much of the money was spent on new clothes and haircut etc - Alas bert blew $20 bucks of the 50 on hooch and soon was hungry again.
> It would be a damn shame. He was arguably the best poster on this site. He will be missed.
As a very very long term net bud of bert I will miss him as well. Sober bert was/is fun.
Alas apparently I hit a button the last time I posted to him and he blew a fuse and pulled up stakes. So now he has more tyme to spend with people on the street. His kind of people. He best get used to them cause that is his future
@previous (F)
At the very end he did figure out he was at the end of his begging rope on chans. He screwed Svet - I made no deal with him with no rules and new he wood spend the money on food and he did. Svet even said he was free to drink but wanted proof much of the money was spent on new clothes and haircut etc - Alas bert blew $20 bucks of the 50 on hooch and soon was hungry again.
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