Topic: Bert, how long has it been since you recieved a signed pay check for honest work?

+Anonymous A — 9.1 years ago #48,219

I bet it's been quite some time.

inb4 lies about steady employment.

+Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 35 minutes later[T] [B] #523,249

I have been pondering exactly wot kind of work bert wood be good at

Cardboard collection agent. By now he no's where to get the best cardboard for homeless shelter building.

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #523,251

Dayuuuuum I submitted this idea to Google and found

Cardborigami

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #523,255

@previous (Syntax)

Probably need steady hands to do that, though.

+Anonymous C — 9.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,267

@OP
FagBert has never done an honest day's work in his fucking life.

+Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,275

@523,251 (Syntax)
> Cardborigami

They actually seem kinda neat, but running $250.00/ea for untreated cardboard seems silly. Just buy a tent, it'll last longer.

@523,255 (A)
Apparently, they employ homeless youths in LA, so Bert doesn't have grate odds there.

If I were in his position I would go West and try to find work on a pot farm under the table tbh. Hell, I'm not in his position and that still doesn't sound too terrible.

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,277

@previous (D)
Pages of images of these all out of cardboard.

·Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,281

@previous (Syntax)

They're neat, but it doesn't seem very advantageous vs a plain ol tent to me. Maybe we can give them a couple points for being biodegradable, but you can make an A-frame that's environment-friendly, too.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 43 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,285

@523,275 (D)

It'd be perfect, as long as he manages to keep a low profile. One slip, and back to jail he goes.

·Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 59 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,289

@previous (A)

I'm surprised he hasn't yet.

I guess we have all learned a valuable lesson from his fuck up though, don't assault people if they refuse to give you popcorn.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,290

@previous (D)

I never would have figured that one out on my own.

·Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,292

@previous (A)

I wrote someone at Disney to see if they'd include it in a feature as part of a morality play, but haven't heard back yet. It's just such an important lesson to hear in this day and age.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 11 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,312

@previous (D)

Trufax.

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