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Topic: That's how Bert get into trouble with the law in the first place

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.1 years ago #48,218

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-tennesee-popcorn-idUSKBN18Q2AP

> Deprived of popcorn at movie theater, Tennessee man assaults cop
> By Tim Ghianni | NASHVILLE
> A 50-year-old Tennessee man was arrested and charged with assault and disorderly conduct after he could not buy the popcorn he wanted while attending a movie, police said on Tuesday.

> Paul West, of Clarksville, Tennessee, was charged with throwing an empty popcorn container at a theater employee and then punching and trying to bite the police officer who responded to the scene at 11:30 p.m. local time on Monday, Clarksville, Tennessee, Police spokesman Jim Knoll said by telephone.

> "I haven't ever had anybody upset over popcorn," said Knoll, a civilian employee who previously worked 22 years on the Clarksville police force. The town is 45 miles northwest of Nashville.

> Police said in a statement that they responded to a report of "a man who was irate because the theater's concession stand was closed and they would not sell him popcorn.”

> West took an empty popcorn container from the trash and demanded a refill, police said. After staff refused to fill the container, he threw it at the employee, knocked over a display and disappeared into a theater, police said.

> Officer Jennifer Renken responded to the complaint, saw the damage West caused, found him in the theater and attempted to detain him, at which point West threw a trash can at her and punched her several times in the face. He also tried to bite Renken, police said.

> Renken suffered minor injuries in the altercation.

> West was charged with assault, disorderly conduct, aggravated assault and resisting on Tuesday morning during his arraignment, Montgomery County court officials said. He was held in Montgomery County Jail on $22,500 bond and there was no record of an attorney assigned to him.

> Officials did not identify what movie West had attended.

> (Reporting by Tim Ghianni, Editing by Ben Klayman and Dan Grebler)

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+Anonymous B9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #523,235

dam lol

+Syntax9.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #523,237

> He also tried to bite Renken

Yep clearly a bert clone.

Next steps is he is assigned a PO officer and has to take Anger management classes

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #523,238

@previous (Syntax)
> Next steps is he sexually assaulted a PO officer and has to take Anger management classes

ftfy

+Anonymous D9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #523,239

@523,237 (Syntax)
Amd then hes going to be convinced his PO has the hots for him.

+Anonymous E9.1 years ago, 14 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,244

@previous (D)

> Implying he isn't already.

+Anonymous F9.1 years ago, 7 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,279

Is this how Bert ended up on probation?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 46 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,280

@previous (F)
very likely

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