Topic: I knew the FEL was a farce.
+Anonymous A — 9.1 years ago #48,192
You had no plans on ever following through on it, Anti.
+Anonymous B — 9.1 years ago, 21 minutes later[T] [B] #523,010
The complete eradication of humans doesn't just happen overnight. Rome wasn't burned in a day...
Or maybe it was, I don't know I'm not an ancient Roman. My point is, these things take time.
+Anonymous C — 9.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #523,011
@previous (B)
> Rome wasn't burned in a day...
Of course not. A Bar-B-Q party on that scale takes days to party on.
+Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 8 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #523,062
@523,010 (B)
Rome wasn't built in a day, but it burned in one. FEL needs to find the right people to start a fire while offering unique and exciting euthanasia options that can be streamed on demand.
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·Anonymous B — 9.1 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #523,089
@previous (D)
Maybe we could establish a department of snuff films to get people excited about the various euthanasia options.
·Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #523,099
@previous (B)
If more people looked at the problem like you did, our work would be done by now.
It's true that our marketing team still struggles with getting people excited about euthanasia and it's a tough sale while the MSM is still working against FEL's interest by offering disgusting "life-positive" or "life-affirming" messages. Maybe a Dept. of Snuff could work against such propaganda. We'll certainly see about incorporating such a department into our current media model. Snuff films may even be a profitable way to advance the gospel of FEL, until a certain point in population reduction anyway.
Naturally, there will be hiccups in a project of this size. Early euthanasia mascots like "Eustice the Euthanized Eel" have been received less than favorably by test audiences and there've been some issues encountered while piloting corpse processing and disposal methods. Our biofuel extraction process is going to need some work, but other byproducts have proved promising, like bonemeal, which has performed admirably (at least as a cat food additive). Through trial and error, we're sure to discover the best way to bring our vision to a global scale.
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