Topic: Who would win in an unarmed fight?
+Anonymous A — 9.1 years ago #48,175
Some things to note, Bert is most likely malnourished due to his intake of semen, biscuits, and fast food. He may retain some "old man strength", but this remains to be seen.
CUNTFACE lacks fighting experience, but may still be able to essentially "fight like a girl" which means dirty maneuvers such as, but not limited to, hair pulling, eye scratching, clawing, and nut shots.
The winner of this fight advances to face Syntax in the next round.
Who wins?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
| Bert | 1 | 17% | |
| CUNTFACE (Catherine) | 5 | 83% | |
+Anonymous B — 9.1 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #522,870
I choose Catherine. More likely than not, Bert will back out at the last minute.
+Anonymous C — 9.1 years ago, 18 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,871
> I choose Catherine. More likely than not, Bert will back out at the last minute.
+Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 11 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,872
Cat would simply bypass an actual fight by murdering Bert while he's passed out drunk in his tent.
P.S. My best guess is Cat will use sharpened tent stakes with a crossbow, as flechette for a shotgun shell, or simply make a rudimentary spear with them. If Bert makes Cat upset than he'll probably be strangled and staged like he died of autoerotic asphyxiation.
+Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,878
@522,870 (B)
> I choose Catherine. More likely than not, Bert will back out at the last minute. Start a new topic to continue this conversation.
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