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Topic: My stomach hurts..

+Anonymous A 9.1 years ago #48,161

I don't feel good today..

+Anonymous B9.1 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #522,771

Awwwwww, is Bert scared to go to his PO?

Are you still going to lie and say you started a job?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,772

@previous (B)
I do not lie..

·Anonymous B9.1 years ago, 53 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,773

@previous (A)
You said the other day you were going to tell her you had a job, and the money will soon start flowing in.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 3 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,774

I'm sitting here waiting to see her..

+Syntax9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,775

Sent at 2:01 EST
Tennessee is weird tyme wise as Nashville is one hour more better

So bert was juicing up for his PO and and and Result?

·Syntax9.1 years ago, 38 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,776

@522,774 (A)

Well do self a favor and do not walk in with a hard on

·Syntax9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,777

@522,773 (B)
> You said the other day you were going to tell her you had a job, and the money will soon start flowing in.

He was going to prove to her he could pluck a chicken but now has to demonstrate he can choke his own chicken.

·Anonymous B9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,778

@previous (Syntax)
> He was going to prove to her he could pluck a chicken but now has to demonstrate he can choke his own chicken.

Damlol

+Anonymous D9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,785

I don't get it.

+Anonymous E9.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,789

Have you tried taking a shit? That usually helps.

+Anonymous F9.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,790

@522,785 (D)
Choking his chicken. Slang for holding on to his 3 inch peni for dear life until. Alcoholics cannot get it up so there is no "until."

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