Topic: state of affairs..
+Anonymous A — 9.1 years ago #48,158
I never got my haircut...n or any jeans...I wanted to got to aply at the poultry production plant today...but some minor business got in the way and now I am a bit flumoxxed and unable to deal with any business type stuff..
I HAVE to go tomorrow before my 12:00 anger management class and before my 2:00 PO meeting to apply somewhere...so I can tell the PO ( Mrs Sexy) that I a,m employed and the money will be forthcoming soon..
+Anonymous B — 9.1 years ago, 49 seconds later[T] [B] #522,680
Nothing like putting it off until the last minute.
+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,681
cut your own hair
it's easy i've been doing it for years
steal a pair of jeans that's also easy
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+Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,684
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
+Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,685
So, as usual, you're gonna lie to your PO?
+Anonymous F — 9.1 years ago, 22 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,703
@previous (E)
I don't have much choice..
Ut she gazes a Ross the desk at me with this beautiful br it went eyeyes and this soft lucious lip's and I swear shelves is just dying to holler 'Take me Bert....make me your woman'..
God I want to hear her climax..
·Anonymous F — 9.1 years ago, 11 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,704
@522,685 (E)
I don't have much choice..
Ut she gazes across the desk at me with this beautiful bright eyes and those soft lucious lip's and I swear she is just dying to holler 'Take me Bert....make me your woman'..
God I want to hear her climax..
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·Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,705
@522,703 (F)
It's never going to happen, you miserable pathetic old drunk.
·Anonymous F — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,707
@previous (D)
You don't know that..
·Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,708
@previous (F)
Everybody knows it, except for you.
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+Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,709
@OP
> I never got my haircut...n or any jeans...I wanted to got to aply at the poultry production plant today...but some minor business got in the way
Wot
Exactly was so important that you could not get a job plucking chickens? How can anything be more important than a job in your situation?
·Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,710
@previous (Syntax)
Seems booze took precedence.
+Beebs !gINgerDI62 — 9.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,714
@522,707 (F)
I encourage you to go for it. Tell her how you feel and see what she says. You deserve the outcome, big guy.
·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,715
@previous (Beebs !gINgerDI62)
I think he should try to sneak a kiss in there as well.
The worst thing can happen is her saying no.
·Anonymous F — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,716
@522,709 (Syntax)
You are stepping over the line a bit...pal..
Careful with that axe...Eugene..
·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,717
@previous (F)
Go to bed...err....your tent Bert.
Sleep it off.
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