Topic: Can you buy Bert's death?
+キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM — 9.1 years ago #48,149
Since we know he would only use whatever money he is given for booze. How much money would one have to give him to allow him to drink himself to death? I'm thinking $500.
+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #522,582
I'm surprised his liver hasn't failed him yet.
But give it time.
But give it time.
+Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 27 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,585
Keep in mind that recently bert when drunk had a beat down and he posted that infamous photo of
All it takes really is one more 5 shot epic cocktail and a dumb accident while drunk. North and South of me drunks pass out on rail way tracks and end up chopped and diced - Happens at least once a month and often twice in a week
He could stumble in traffic
All it takes really is one more 5 shot epic cocktail and a dumb accident while drunk. North and South of me drunks pass out on rail way tracks and end up chopped and diced - Happens at least once a month and often twice in a week
He could stumble in traffic
+Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,586
·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,587
+Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,602
$500 isn't worth making the trip, but you might be able to get another hobo to do it for that.
+Anonymous F — 9.1 years ago, 19 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,661
+Anonymous G — 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,663
Don't waste your money, @OP. I can already guarantee Bert's inevitable demise.
·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,664
+Anonymous H — 9.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,665
@previous (Syntax)
you would fuck up a wet dream..
you can't stand it it if you are not trying to get in the middle of shit..
you would fuck up a wet dream..
you can't stand it it if you are not trying to get in the middle of shit..
+Anonymous I — 9.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,670
·Anonymous B — 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,673
+Anonymous J — 9.1 years ago, 24 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,682
·Anonymous F — 9.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,693
+Anonymous K — 9.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #522,743
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