Topic: Trip just said she and I will soon spend a day together..

+Anonymous A — 9.1 years ago #48,119

sure it will cost me a bit...but once she gets to see how I really am...her heart will melt and the next day all her friends...and even strangers will be asking her why she can't quit smiling...and why she keeps doodling little hearts on her study papers..

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #522,193

Drink some more Bert, it has your brain hallucinating!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,195

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

SEE: (Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,197

@previous (A)

And what, exactly, do you want me to see?

Maybe you should see @522,193 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

+Anonymous C — 9.1 years ago, 25 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,198

@OP
> .but once she gets to see how I really am

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.1 years ago, 31 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,205

Nope

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #522,208

@previous (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

You will miss the scrapings from the sides of the dumpster. He will share only the very best he can find for you.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,209

@522,205 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
but...you said..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,212

@previous (A)
> but...you said..

Show us proof where she said..

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,214

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
It's in the...ladies if you could have a date with Bert thread..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,217

@previous (A)
That wasn't a proposition retard.

You don't have $10,000...

What are you going to do with your $12?

Treat her to the McDonald's Dollar Menu?

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,219

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)

He said not long ago he blew $10,000 on booze over just a couple or so years.

bert has worked hard at pouring money down the drain as he pisses it away. At least he has a tent to show for what he now has left n soon just as winter comes just a cardboard box.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,222

@previous (Syntax)
A cardboard box will probably be an upgrade from that raggedy tent he currently owns.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,223

@522,219 (Syntax)
wow..
that's about on par with the standing room only posts about the guitar player who went for dinner at the salvation army...with osprey and the white haired doc..

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,225

@previous (A)

Yea those were the days. I remember finding the photo on line where they met n got together for dinner n took a photo in front of the Salvation Army. Osprey was the Orthopedic white haired doctor from New Hampshire n LOL Mike Hendricks. Ya no he lost his foot cause of drunk driving on his motor bike. Last I looked he had gone into Catering Bar B Q at events. His wife dumped him cause of his drinking - There is or was a youtube series with him showing his skills - 3rd guy hummmmmm Oh Stroker LoL - photos are on an old lap top in storage.

Now all that said my reply was accurate to a large extent.

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,229

bert you should enjoy this

http://monkeysee.com/how-to-make-carolina-bbq/

+Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,237

@522,208 (Syntax)

Didn't you hide behind a dumpster once because you were scared of meeting someone?

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,247

@previous (E)

lolololol
Story as told was it was at the Airport and of course the story teller failed to think about how airports do not have dumpsters but it was a good story at the time. More funny was I told the guy arriving at San Diego to be sure to not book a hotel/motel in the ghetto of such and he did exactly that. He ended up having a horrid room in a horrid motel and I got the last laffs.

·chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i — 9.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,252

@522,209 (A)
I assumed you could tell that if someone demands $10'000 to be around you that they do not want to be around you. My mistake.

·Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,257

@522,247 (Syntax)

I fly regularly for business, and I see dumpsters at airports all the time.

+Anonymous F — 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,258

@522,252 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)

Damlol.

+Anonymous G — 9.1 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,259

@OP
Yeah, Bert. When hell freezes over.

+FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,262

Do you think you have 10000 a DAY to pay her? She doesn't think so either. The end

+Anonymous I — 9.1 years ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,263

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
if I got ahold of ten grand I would think about giving her some money to help her. I would figure out how to do it anon..

if anyone on mc or here doesn't like Trip and want the best for her... something is seriously wrong with them..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,301

@previous (I)
Trip doesn't want you or your money Gaybert.

She wants you to leave her alone. What part of that obsessive mind of yours, does it not understand that?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Anonymous I — 9.1 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,305

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
she knows I mean well..
and she knows I am not going to speak to or about her again in the nasty and vulgar manner in which I did so in the past..

I know she is not attracted to me...but that does not change the fact I admire her awesomeness..

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,308

@previous (I)
> she knows I mean well..

Everyone knows that's a lie.

> and she knows I am not going to speak to or about her in the next nasty and vukgar manner in which I did so in the past..

More lies, you've already promised that before, and broke it.

> I know she is not attracted to me...

Nobody is.

> but that does not change the fact I admire her awesomeness..

Sucking up to her, is not gonna make her think any better of you.

·Anonymous I — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,310

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
ha..
that isn't sucking up...just saying what I mean..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 52 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,312

@previous (I)
Sucking up.... Saying what you mean....

Same difference

·Anonymous I — 9.1 years ago, 49 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,314

@522,308 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)I wouldn't trade one of her...for ten of you..

·Anonymous I — 9.1 years ago, 53 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,315

@522,312 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
maybe in your simple mind..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 14 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,316

@522,314 (I)
Oh thank god.....

Makes me happy as fuck you don't want me.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 54 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,317

@522,315 (I)
My mind may be simple, but at least it isn't fueled by alcohol.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,320

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
How complicated can an uneducated alcohol-soaked homeless mind be

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 52 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,322

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Apparently pretty fucking complicated.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.1 years ago, 46 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,323

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
so complicated he cant seek a job and resolve to begging and tardraging?

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,326

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I doubt it can get any worse...

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.1 years ago, 24 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,327

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
wait till he claims autism bux

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,329

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Oh, I thought he already was an autistic fuck?

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.1 years ago, 43 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,330

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
he is, but he didnt get officially diagnosed and thus unable to claim the monthly tugboat

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,333

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Well, maybe he hasn't been officially diagnosed with autism, because they don't know if its the alcohol, or retard talking.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,335

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
most likely.

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,339

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

I looked at Mental Hospital alternatives for bert - Nicer digs but not where he lives. Seems the South wants the Mental peeps on the streets

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,340

@previous (Syntax)

The south does not think mental illness is real

Just kidding but it seems that way anyway - I am spawn of undiagnosed mental illness that thinks you can pray about it and that's all you need to do

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,342

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
> thinks you can pray about it and that's all you need to do

Oh yea I have read about such people. One wonders what they think when they pray for bills paid but no such help comes unless they do that themselves

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,385

@previous (Syntax)

then they will pray for help with whatever debt they get into I guess lol

·Nugget Syntaxroll🇦🇺 !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.1 years ago, 28 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,386

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
but will they throw tantrum and curse whoever they prayed to when their debt didnt get paid after praying

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.1 years ago, 45 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,387

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll🇦🇺 !Uvm54ORbmo)

The kind of Jesus zealots I know would never curse their GAWD. Even when the worst shit happens they still praise the lard

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 36 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,390

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)

you seem to get really worked up about it..

why is that..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,393

@previous (A)
You've been praying to god all the time. He hasn't listened to you, has he?

You're even rejected by the fake skygod....

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,401

@522,390 (A)

Because intentional ignorance is infuriating

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