
Buy a $10 ticket, and hit a $100 winner.
I'll be nice Bert, do you need this hundred bucks?
I'm serious.
(Edited 12 seconds later.)
Sure sure. Once upon a time bert was sober (38 years ago)
His luck is such that he now scrapes the sides of trash containers for sustenance.
@previous (C)
They would stop doing that if you just stopped doing it to them.