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Topic: ladies...if you could have a date with bert..

+Anonymous A 9.1 years ago #48,106

would you be willing to pay for it and do you think two hours of worshipping you orally is too much?

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc9.1 years ago, 52 minutes later[T] [B] #522,113

I would not pay for any date with any man ever
If he doesn't wanna pay I am more than happy with staying home Or seeing a friend instead
Ew

+Anonymous C9.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,120

Cheap. Fucking. Bastard.

I never make a lady pay for anything, but then I'm not a homeless piece of shit like you.

Your thread shows just how pitiful you really are.

+Anonymous D 9.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,122

@522,113 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I am not black...so your comment is irrelevant..

·Anonymous D 9.1 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #522,123

@522,120 (C)
Shut up nerd..

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY9.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,136

@previous (D)
Truth hurts, doesn't it fatty?

+Anonymous E9.1 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,138

> Implying anyone would willingly pay for your company.

lol. no.

+FME !2CQezZ7g6I9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,146

Not even for an extraordinary amount of money being paid to ME would I go on a date with Bert.

+Anonymous G9.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,173

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
THIS...is why I feel like I accidentally ate a cat turd when I see your name on the board..

(Edited 34 seconds later.)


+Anonymous H9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,177

@previous (G)
You probably shouldn't salvage food that's been mixed with used cat litter. Noticing another username while you discovered the offending cat leavings is purely coincidental.

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I9.1 years ago, 48 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #522,178

@522,173 (G)

At least you had something to eat then

+chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i9.1 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #522,186

i mean dude
i usually go dutch

but with you?
pay me $10'000 a day thanks

+Anonymous J9.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #522,253

@522,113 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
That's not very equalitarian.

+キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #522,254

I guess my post trying to motivate you failed.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc9.1 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,155

@522,253 (J)
What u gona do

+Anonymous L9.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,156

I guess Bert's attempt failed....

Not surprised.

+Dead !Pool..v42s9.1 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,183

> if you win a date with bert

> hopefully kill yourself immediately to avoid the horrible reality

(Edited 14 seconds later.)


·Anonymous D 9.1 years ago, 12 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,194

just so you all know..

I am currently still available for dating..

·Anonymous L9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,204

@previous (D)
Just so you know, no one will date you.

+Syntax9.1 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,205

@previous (L)
This.

+Syntax9.1 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,206

Clones blue-1.jpg@previous (Syntax)

·Anonymous K9.1 years ago, 54 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,209

Nobody wants to have your rapebabies, Bert.

·Anonymous D 9.1 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,210

e3cce2e772671e6e433dc06b0956d60f_10.jpg@524,204 (L)
there has to be someone..

I have manly needs..

(Edited 1 minute later.)


·Syntax9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,211

@previous (D)
Bert
either you find a job and get out of your hole which then maybe you'll find a woman who tolerates you
or you can sit around on an obscure site obsessing about women who won't ever give you the time of day because you are homeless
OR you can go find a homeless woman to have sex with and possibly end up in jail

your choice.

·Syntax9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,212

Clones center clear to out of focus.jpg@previous (Syntax)

+Anonymous P9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,213

dumpster bert dives.png@524,210 (D)
> there has to be someone..
>
> I have manly needs..

Find them here..

·Anonymous D 9.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,217

@previous (P)
you've never made out with a homeless lady...it's obvious..

+Anonymous Q9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,218

homeless woman for bert.jpg@previous (D)
None of us are that desperate.

·Anonymous L9.1 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,227

@previous (Q)
Trufax

·FME🇦🇶 !2CQezZ7g6I9.1 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,228

@524,217 (D)

Implying you have?

+Anonymous R9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #524,233

@522,186 (chili dog !!heHjtrQ7i)
>
> pay me $10'000 a day thanks

For hosting an illegal clone of AnonTalk.com

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