Topic: This is just a memo to Bert.

+キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM — 9.1 years ago #48,067

There is no way I would consider dating you in your current state. I've tried to provide motivation for you to fix your life so there could be a chance between us, but it is now apparent to me that there is no way you're going to improve if you continue to see those trying to help you as hostile or as if you're always being attacked. This is my last ditch effort at providing you some motivation. Please please please attempt to stop your drinking habits. I'm sure there are programs out there that can aid you or even if you have to go cold turkey that works for some people from what I've been told. Stop trying to impress people you honestly don't know in real life when none of this shit matters. Focus on holding a job so you can earn an income. If we were an item then there is a good chance that I may someday end up supporting you financially and shit, man, I'd rather be a wife who is financially supported by her husband as shallow as that may sound. Stop focusing on dating for a while as it would most likely not work out until you get your shit together. I know how much you want to avoid jail time, but in all honesty, I agree with the others in that jail time might be a lesson you need to learn. Anger management courses may also benefit you since you are very quick to anger if you don't get your way. Rape and violent threats are never a good path to take, especially when you call those who only want to see you succeed in life a CUNTFACE (all caps). I am begging with you, Bert, please get off the bottle, try to hold down a job, and work on your anger before you even think about flirting with a woman. I only want to see you succeed, don't make me give up hope in you.

+FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.1 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #521,617

+Anonymous C — 9.1 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,618

Implying anyone even wants to think of dating pre-op trannies.

+Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,619

@previous (C)
Bert has had a thing for Catherine for a while.

+Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 39 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,624

@OP

thanks cAth..

·Anonymous C — 9.1 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,625

@521,618 (C)
Meant post op.

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,637

@521,624 (E)
You can thank me when you're not homeless anymore. That shows me that my words were influencial.

+Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,638

@OP
> There is no way I would consider dating you in your current state.

Where is the back door story to this? Can you show me a link so i can play catch up. In all the years of chans i cannot remember one case where anyone was hitting on you for your er well how can I say this n b political correck?

hummmmmm i guess i cannot. Anyway so like YOU R saying that if bert stops drinking you wood consider supporting him in some kind of pre marriage thing?

Me thinks FME or ducky is needed for input re the back door concept

+Anonymous G — 9.1 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,639

@previous (Syntax)

Ladystick is the proper term

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 32 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,641

@previous (G)

All the jokes saying bert is gay is crAazy talk - i never considered he was ok with men who role play as women. AKA Chicks with dicks

+Anonymous H — 9.1 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,645

@521,638 (Syntax)

Bert has given Cat the same treatment as he gave FME, Duck, Trip, etc on several occasions, bud.

+Anonymous I — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,646

@previous (H)
cAth is a reg on mc and occasionally posts here as well..

I am not not not attracted to dudes...but cAth seems like a nice decent person..

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 54 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,648

@521,645 (H)
> FME, Duck, Trip = real girls-women with real women parts

Cat has an outie not an innie

·Anonymous H — 9.1 years ago, 41 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,649

@previous (Syntax)

Have you seen it via satellite imaging?

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 43 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,650

@521,648 (Syntax)
I actually have an innie belly button, thank you very much.

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,651

@521,649 (H)

Been lots of years since i last worked on imaging Satellites. Laws of physics are such that such details will never ever be visible.

·Anonymous H — 9.1 years ago, 49 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,652

@521,646 (I)

You've posted more than once about your enthusiasm for traps on TC, but if you want to pretend otherwise be my guest.

·Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 35 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,653

@521,650 (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)
But you don't have an innie peener, thank you very much.

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,655

@previous (D)

Perhaps Cat expects one day to find a dude with one of becky's ultra micro mini peni's she is so found of. It is probable possible to expand the innie belly button HOWEVER I was of course referring to the Male sewer pipe.

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,656

@521,653 (D)
That is not the proper termology to describe a penis.

@previous (Syntax)
What do you have against Becky?

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,658

@previous (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)

Nothing - just a comment on her fetish/fascination/ with micro sized peni's

·Anonymous D — 9.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,659

@521,656 (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)
> That is not the proper termology to describe a penis.

No shit Sherlock......

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,666

@521,658 (Syntax)
Becky says a lot of shit. How do you know she was being serious?

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,669

@previous (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)

Over the many years she has posted so many pics of micro peni's - That takes Serious Google search tyme

I will say I had no clue guys could end up so short on the genetic ends of spectrum.

Male penis size how does it relate TO Parent = Google search - interesting results from Jennifer Sanchez
https://melmagazine.com/who-do-you-get-your-penis-size-from-mom-or-dad-972d48dafd79

Damn a skim down the page n this

Vaginas — and the external parts you actually see, called the vulva — defy quantification. There’s a general structure, but there’s so much variation that researchers struggle to define what is “normal.” There’s also not much research for them to go on.

A 2003 study used a casting method (similar to dental casts) to come up with

five funny-sounding general vaginal shapes: conical, parallel sides, heart, slug and pumpkin seed. But according to a 2005 study that tried to figure out what an average vagina looked like, “There are surprisingly few descriptions of normal female genitalia in the medical literature. In contrast, measurements for male genitals are widely available and were published as early as 1899.”

Pumpkin seed Vagina - hummmmmmmmm

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.1 years ago, 31 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,670

@521,638 (Syntax)

The image I posted was all the input I could muster after reading this.

I didn't say anything before in hopes that maybe this was just purely trying to push some motivation into Bert and not serious. I hope that's what it is.

Anyone who considers Bert for a mate is going to end up really disappointed after he hits the bottle again. Imagine how he acts here and then imagine how he acts in real life after slamming it back. I'm imagining it is nightmarish.

·Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,671

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)

·Syntax — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,672

@521,670 (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)

LoL

As the image I just posted about Vagina variations

U will appreciate this : Vag shape study was done using dental materials to make casks of - Imagine a lot of Agar Agar was used for that project

·キャサリン — 9.1 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,674

@521,671 (E)
I bet the nurse was a tranny, wasn't he Bert?

And did you know, that Bert and Ernie are considered "gay"?

Guess what that nakes you?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

The more you know..

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 33 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,676

@521,670 (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
> I didn't say anything before in hopes that maybe this was just purely trying to push some motivation into Bert and not serious. I hope that's what it is.
I wrote this with only the sole purpose of providing motivation to a homeless man who says he wants to turn his life around. I just hope he takes it to heart, though I came to expect that he would only let me down like he did others who tried to help him.

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.1 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,678

@previous (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)

Well I have to say good effort anyway, it's definitely something I can't bring myself to do lol. I salute you

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.1 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,679

@521,672 (Syntax)

There's lots of different dental impression materials, Alginate, Vinyl Polysiloxane

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.1 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,680

@521,678 (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
Let this response to you be for him as well. I don't any words. He said plenty of them. I want to see action and results. If the chance of gaining a potential mate is good enough motivation for him then let that motivate him. If he succeeds then I'm sure he'd have plenty of women to choose from that he wouldn't want me due to biology reasons. Kind of high expectancy for a guy who has already fucked up several times in the past, but I guess a part of me just hasn't been let down yet to where I lose hope in him entirely.

+Anonymous J — 9.1 years ago, 43 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,684

@previous (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)
heart of gold..

·キャサリン — 9.1 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,685

@previous (J)
Something you don't have Gaybert.

·Anonymous E — 9.1 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,688

·キャサリン — 9.1 years ago, 52 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,692

@previous (E)

Hey Bert..... You do know that the Bert and Ernie characters are gay right?

That makes you......
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

The more you know..

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