Topic: Hey Bert... guess what????

+The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY — 9.2 years ago #48,005

+Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 33 minutes later[T] [B] #521,078

why are you so obsessed with some homeless dude, the butthole. sometimes i think you were expecting a bit more than just a "fight" when you wanted to meet up with bert. which is why you're so butthurt he didn't meet with you. some could argue you were rejected lol.

don't even bother replying, i won't bother to respond...

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #521,080

@previous (B)
Why are you so obsessed with whom I respond to? Sometimes I think you want me to be your daddy and touch you, instead of your daddy touching yo. News flash, not gonna happen.

You really should seek the expertise of one of our Tinychania therapist, who are available 24/7, unless they don't want to talk to you. Unless you come forward with your daddy issues, it won't ever end.

+キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #521,082

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
But Tinychania therapists only prescribed Domestos to everything.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #521,083

@previous (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)
Some people, like Anon B, needs it. He has daddy issues with daddy touching him, and hes to scared to speak up. Maybe a dose of domestoes will help him "open up".

·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #521,084

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
@521,080 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
Butthole this is embarrassing. Just...stop. And don't reply to me anymore. I thought I made this crystal clear before. You don't reply to me unless I give you permission.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,085

@previous (B)

You're right, being fondled by your daddy, is indeed, embarrassing. I'm glad ive never experienced that, so i can only imagine what you are going through.

I seriously think you should seek help.

If you reply to this, you're obsessed.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,086

@521,078 (B)
> i won't bother to respond...

@521,078 (B)
so you bothered to respond afterall
oh btw don't reply to me i REALLY wont bother to respond

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,087

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Hes like Bert Jr..... He craves attention

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,089

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
> Bert Jr
Sheeeeezh don't say that meng
the idea of having 2 Berts gives me thrill
so does the idea of Bert having offspring

·Anonymous B — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,091

@521,087 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
@521,085 (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
*exasperated sigh*

oh sweetie, you really don't get it do you. this is now my dedicated shitposting website regardless of how much you pout. from now on you're my audience and will just have to deal with it, m'kay hun?

don't wait up for me *kisses*

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,092

@521,089 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I know right..... We don't need baby Berts running around!

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,093

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
> I know right..... We don't need baby Berts running around!
The world doesn't need baby Berts running screaming shitting tardraging all around
^ baby Berts including the original Bert coz he's a crybabby

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,094

@521,091 (B)
Your obsession is showing.

Your dedicated shitposting site? Hahahahahaha....

I bet I can have you banned faster than you've told mods to ban me.

You are my audience btw. You're the one obsessed with me. You reply to my every thread and post, just following me around....

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,095

@521,093 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
I have never seen a grown man cry as much as ive seen Bert cry. He's fucking pathetic.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,096

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
> I have never seen a grown man cry as much as ive seen Bert cry. He's fucking pathetic.

As a Doctor, I can confirm this.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,097

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)

Maybe we can all pitch in enough cash to buy him a box or tissues...

Or he can get used tissue when he goes dumpster diving.

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,098

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
no monie for a worthless drunken old bum

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,099

@previous (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
Yea, I'd rather give my last 10 bucks to someone who really needs it, like some clean, friendly, homeless man....

·Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,100

@previous (The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY)
and one not reek of everclear

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