Topic: FuckAlms, On, how do you like the first fort I ever built on Minecraft?

+キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM — 9.2 years ago #47,998

I know it fucking sucks. It's also way too small. Oh well, I guess now I have a place to house cured villagers.

+FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.2 years ago, 24 minutes later[T] [B] #520,982

Take a pic in the day time!

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,983

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
Here you go, the front is to lure in zombie villagers so they are protected from the sunlight when they are being cured.

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,984

@previous (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)
I built a little place for myself to live. It's terribly shitty.

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,985

@previous (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)
And a daylight pic of my OP image.

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo — 9.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #520,986

P cool

·FME !2CQezZ7g6I — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,987

@520,985 (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)

I like it! Nice thinking on the zombie villagers. I actually wasn't aware that you could cure them, I've only played for a few hours in the last few years lol.

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,044

@previous (FME !2CQezZ7g6I)
They are expensive, they require you to throw a potion of weakness at them and then right click them with a golden apple. They are great to collect though as you can more or less buy everything in the game from them. They are stengy, however, but they are Jews... so... just get a good resource to earn an income, like raw chickens.

+Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 56 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,050

@previous (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)

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So in essence you made a prison camp to exploit virtual Jews?

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,051

@previous (D)
...

I made a rescue mission to save lost souls.

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,053

@previous (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)
A cult leader then?

Hmm...

Tbh I liked it better with you as the Hitler of MineKraft.

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,055

@previous (D)
I've done that before except I have Portal 2 turrets everywhere and I was a prisoner.

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,056

@previous (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)

So, in that case, the turrets were the cold and calculating nazis and you were das jude?

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,058

@previous (D)
They were Das Jude, I would have been apart of the deviant homosexuals in the camp. Transsexuality wouldn't have been recognized.

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,077

I have no idea how in the fuck to make them fuck.

They need to be willing now and one way to do that is to trade with them or give them food.

http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Villager#Willingness

> they want to fuck after they rip you off and obtain your ~~shekels~~ emeralds.

lol

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,088

@521,058 (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)
Why wouldn't you recognize transsexual turrets? smh

·キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 45 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,101

@previous (D)
I was being authentic. Transsexuality didn't exist as a term then so the Nazis would have most likely just assumed they were gay. If a turret was caught being "gay" then they too would be put into the prison yard I made.

·Anonymous D — 9.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,102

@previous (キャサリン🗾 !TGirlYJKXM)
Sounds like it would be closer to a turret witch hunt... afaik turrets aren't gay. Some day maybe.

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