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Topic: Hey Bert, your momma so fat

+Anonymous A9.2 years ago #47,994

She was chasing a school bus full of white kids screaming, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

+Anonymous B9.2 years ago, 48 minutes later[T] [B] #520,952

Lol. That precisely describes how fat she is.

+Anonymous C9.2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #520,953

She's dying, you heartless bastards. Bert has always been a douche, but his mother never wronged us.

Unless we blame her for giving birth to Bert.

+Anonymous D 9.2 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #520,954

that was so funny I forgot to laugh..

+Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo9.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #520,956

@previous (D)
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #520,961

@520,953 (C)
Well, first, we blame his dead daddy for having sex with Bert's oversized mommy, thennnnnnnn we blame mommy for not swallowing.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #520,963

@520,954 (D)
Bert, your momma's so fat, when she goes to roll out of bed, she rocks herself to sleep.

+Anonymous F9.2 years ago, 11 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,991

Bert, yo momma so fat, anytime she wears red in public, people mistake her for the Kool-Aid man.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)


+Anonymous G 9.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #520,999

@520,956 (Nugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo)
the real question...is...why are you still a hateful jackass..

·Anonymous F9.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,002

@previous (G)

No, why are you still here? Are you seriously so starved for attention, that you'll settle for negative over no attention?

+Anonymous H 9.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,004

@previous (F)
I am trying to stay sober...and when I am sober I tend to stay calm and the nerds do not bother me very much..


I AM a TC reg..

·Anonymous F9.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,007

@previous (H)

No, you're an attention starved faggot, living an obvious delusional fantasy.

+Anonymous I9.2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,011

I am trying to stay sober..
IMPOSSIBLE. WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

·The Asshole !j8WdfRT3xY (OP) — 9.2 years ago, 30 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #521,017

@521,004 (H)
> I AM a TC FAG.

ftfy

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